Howmanheyman

There's also the amazing band that follows England as well. What's not to love?

I heard the England lads 'put 'em under pressure'. >Insert Jackie Charlton pic here<

They've had ten years in the top flight which for them in the modern era is unprecedented, trouble is at least half of those seasons were utter bilge but 6-in-a-row marra. Back to reality now, ten years of shit in the top division is their pinnacle. They'll get promoted in a few years time if they're lucky so they've got that to look forward to although it might be from league one and maybe straight through to PL? At the minute they're where they belong.

BTW, I can see what @Howay means about 'mag in peace'. What a strange fucker if he really is a Newcastle United supporter. (I have my doubts too).

Sunderland echo reporter's tweet from may 15. 'Got to admitted' (Very CT).

at both posts.

Tbf to him he never mentioned NUFC which I'd a pretty rare thing. You just know any conversation between a Mackem and another club's fan will have the mackem slagging NUFC and our support off with one of their made up myths.

The mackem in question will be calling them all the ignorant bastards to his marras at the match but won't tell them why. "Ha'way lads, gerrin to em' the fucking cider drinking ignorant bastards! Ah fucking hate these cunts!" "Why?" "Cos ah went on their fans forum and the cunts ignored my post and err.....ah mean ah once saw one of em' hitting a massive lads fan lass a few years ago in Bristol. Our away fans were superb that day. Cough, ahem. FTM."

Funniest thing about that thread is a Mackem going on to lick their arses as they do and telling them where decent bars are in Sunderland on a match day and nobody replying while some talk about going to Newcastle and past games.....against NUFC. (The funny thing is they aren't even taking the piss out of him, IMO, his post is just irrelevant to them).

1-0 either way.

Only been to the USA once and it definitely felt more alien than different parts of Europe I've been to. Not even close to feeling the same.

Seriously, the temptation to speak your mind to a knacker like Johnson would surely rule most right minded people out?

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Mr Speaker, does the right honourable member for Burnley recall paying £20 for a glorified game of tuggy running around Leeds that he shamefully boasted about on an Internet forum called 'Toontastic'? Could he not have saved that £20 and invested it towards a decent chair for his constituents to sit on on the rare occasions he actually turns up to meet them?

Has been my default position all along.

Sir Bobby signed Bramble, fwiw.

Anyone seen Michael Martin's Twitter from last night/this morning? Seems very pleased about something saying 'happy days' with loads of smiley faces and 'telt yiz' etc. Last week or so he's been a bit cryptic but for someone normally pessimistic he's been pretty confident the club will be sold well before Christmas but has tempered it with 'no saying it's a definite' type of message but that seems to have changed as of last night so I'm wondering what he's heard and from who as despite him not being everyone's cup of tea he isn't usually the type to come out with this sort of bollocks just for attention. Just saying.

Died and gone to heaven if that happened, marra.

He gets some stick but I like the poster who slags him then says posts like his are 'Maggish' and 'deluded shite' that 'they do up there'.

I was there. Queue ended at central park it was that long and I 'got off' with Sonia her of the one hit wonder of stock, Aitken and waterman stable. She paid for my drinks when I ran out of cash and bought me a kebab at the end of the night before I enjoyed a different nosh as Mickey Quinn walked a few feet from me whilst his fellow scouser got her gums rund me plumbs. Anyway, that's the shite I say whenever anyone talks about THAT night when nirvana came to town, I was all a quiver about the band I'd never heard of at that point. Amazing times.

Probably the accent that put some off, so it was. I don't mind him at all which is a big compliment these days with some of the knackers, gimps and arseholes polluting our football shows.

Aye, it's about as subtle as you'd imagine.

Not sure why, but he's more than fair when it comes to NUFC and the supporters. Heard a good show he did where he invited opinions on the NUFC/situation from his guests, heard them out then dismantled them one by one quite deftly and with facts that most other media people simply don't bother their arses to research. Also heard a podcast of his with Keith Gillespie which was a canny listen.