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Remarkable detail from the fish, never heard of thumbing anything in anywhere.

To be honest, when we lost our city of culture bid I wasn't on Twitter, but if I was I would've been tempted to commiserate and say a big well done to everybody for trying so hard to polish an almighty turd as well as putting a pic of John McNamee swinging on the crossbar of the Fulwell end or simply put '27th March 1970' in VERY LARGE WRITING! (We know the dance, don't we @essembeeofsunderland ?

There's been some CCTV from the restaurant leaked by someone who works there called Hope. Unfortunately the camera's largely missed Ashley and Staveley and looks like it's more focused on the table adjacent to them. If you listen carefully you can still hear the odd laughter/chat in the background which might be the 'takeover talks'. Make of it what you will......

She must've wondered how she ended up on her own? This wasn't how it was supposed to be?

I'm guessing a superpoke isn't a large ice cream cone in Northern Ireland?

(Would've got an extra but I don't know what a superpoke is.)

Hope everything turns out ok, all is well and you get your amazon parcel delivered. Oh, hang on, that's for J69.

Smiled when I seen this and smiled a bit more when it inevitably came to pass.

Never liked these, fucking horrible little club.

Now, now. No need for that. Play nice.

It's French, so fanny and sex is a given. It's been quality so far. Subtitled so not for CT, alas.

'Witnesses' on BBC four at the minute, a French detective programme about 15 frozen bodies being found on a bus. Just watched the fourth episode. Excellent so far.

Alreet Farage, that's enough of that carry on.

Absolutely horrific, classless, no shame whatsoever. And that's just the obesity and haircut. Disgusting mess of a 'man'. Imagine being sat next to the mess and not saying something when he pulled his strides down? * * I think he might be male but has a bit of a lesbian look.

I listened on the radio and heard Warren Mitchell, (Alf Garnett) get interviewed at HT and being staggered by our support. (He was a Spurs fan unlike his alter ego).

I heard a few fans got a few whacks from a few police truncheons as well when they were trying to get over the fence to the next paddock to avoid squashing.

Looks a bit like a young Neil Warnock when he had hair.

It's not meant to be Mala Peg.

Cockeyed Mala is the lad holding the flag.

https://flashbak.com/newcastle-united-fans-1905-2000-25533/ Don't ask me how, but at the semi final v Chelsea in 2000 I've think we may have a younger Mr Ryder in view. Not hard to spot despite his hair. He's the only Geordie at Wembley with an England shirt on instead of a NUFC shirt. Oh dear. Actually, I've got a pic below.

I've seen many films. All the best ones.

Do you remember the scene in Spartacus where the recently escaped gladiators are laughing and cheering as they sit watching two fat old patricians fighting to their death and Kirk Douglas has a go at the gladiators for being like the Romans? Similar scenario set after the revolution..... Donald Trump. Boris Johnson.