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Ritchie should've scored that. Great turn and cross by Dummett-waddle and hey fucking ho our shit defence strikes again.

Was louise crossing her fingers when she said there's been well over 40,000 this season. Quite a few didn't bother the last game, their season ticket staying wherever they normally keep it.

Ken regularly goes for a 'norks' when he's coming back from the pub and he's Hank Marvin.

Psychologist: "In my professional opinion, Mr Gloom, your need of fads like instant boiling water and buying segways despite being a grown man, indicates that your Mam saying, 'if you divvent tidy your bedroom you're going to end up in London when you're older being a tart and probably calling your mates 'guys' and rubbish like that' when you were six years old definitely had a significant impact on your adult life choices."

I don't think their match day income is anywhere near what it should be compared to their attendances so I don't think that would have the financial impact you'd think. Obviously, that is small fry anyway compared to loss of TV money coupled with the external debt and the fact that it looks their owner isn't likely to be putting any more money in himself. I'd say smaller attendances would have more of a psychological impact on whatever team they'll put together next year than a financial one.

European Mantovani is on another level, like.

I've nothing against smart Italian lasses. Bring em on!

Our match thread on there includes many 'shit league' comments and confidence rearing it's ugly head again. Also a kid saying the 'mags look mint and they're only second' is met with 'wanker' comments and scorn. They're fucking brilliant on that MB, mind.

Fucking state of them seats, man.

Down to ten men, as well, west ham.

West Ham's keeper, man.

Good. The fat Yorkshire cunt shouldn't have been a prick. I was pretty close by when they brought him out but could only hear the bother. Mental bringing him out at the same time, though.

I've a hunch it'll be a black & white striped version of this..... http://www.footballshirtculture.com/16/17-Kits/vfb-stuttgart-16-17-puma-away-kit.html .....with same grandad-ish collar to go with the red numbers.

Looks he buried something else of his in his analyst.

Wacky is Karlheinzrumenigge on Twitter. I last saw him and said hello a couple of years ago in a clerb round ours. He's smaller than me but not a dwarf.

Did you ever microdose on Kamagra? No stotta on but a healthy enough twinge?

This thread.

Enjoying the Juventus v Barcelona game but being a bit spoiled by ian darke stating the obvious and by Steve McManaman being Steve McManaman.

There's a thread on there about how they felt about Moyes being appointed which has differing responses. What isn't differing is their opinion on Allardyce, they almost seem to a man convinced he'd sorted them out and they were on the verge of better things had he not fucked off to England. I just can't believe not one of them think he kept them up and that's it, he's nothing special. It's like us heralding Carver for keeping us up when Jonas scored against West Ham. (Obviously even Allardyce is a better manager than Carver but you get my drift). Had Allardyce stayed do they think for one nanosecond they'd be anywhere other than battling like fuck to stay up? It's a mass delusion on a scale they like to attribute to us.

Aye, me too. Not superb everytime but far, far more reliable than the likes of sports devil, etc.

??? Howay then, I'm all ears.

From the little I've seen and heard, he doesn't seem the full shilling?

Always the same, they're scruffy fuckers.

2-0 straight away. Had horrible feeling they might sneak a win today with man U not being a free scoring team but, whey, Sunderland, man.