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Did he refuse to pass to a teammate with an open goal because he didn't like him?

They haven't. I have.

Not bad for £14.90.

"D E G Easy as 1 2 3, As simple as Christmas Tree, D E G, 1 2 3, Get out of our club you F C B."

Jackson 5. (NUFC remix). Rafa: "A B C, Easy as 1 2 3 As simple as do re mi A B C, 1 2 3, Get me a player from ABC." Ashley: "D E or G Easy as 1 2 3, As simple as Lee Charnley, D E G, 123, That's all you'll get from a cunt like me."

Even if you thought it best for our survival to lose this* then the sight of Stamford bridge, the Chelsea crowd, the fucking shit music they run out to, the dodgy Russian bankrolling their success, Wembley 2000 and everything that club stands for makes you think again. Fuck em, would love to beat them even if it is unlikely. *There's no real evidence IMHO despite Penfold's research or was it the speccy cockney wanker llambias?

Most 'Meenzer' answer ever.

Is it better than Wallsend high street or Shields Road?

Nah, I'm full of rhubarb.

I've got three kidneys. It's pretty rare and I had no idea till I had a check up for an unrelated condition. There are tell tale signs apparently if you have a third kidney but obviously it isn't something you look for, these signs include an ability to consume more liquid without rushing for a piss, a good skin complexion and an enhanced sized John Thomas. I should've guessed years ago.

Chances of getting him are now Slimani to none.

Geddin, essembee! Yee get em telt wor kid! 'Oh what a night! Late march back in seventy What a very special time for essembee What a pagga, what a night."

Nyet, comrade.

FFS. If I'd heard it or another of their songs I must've quickly turned it over. I don't mind quirky or originality but that's just noise. Each to their own, obviously.

Never heard of him tbh. PL's YouTube clip rings no bells either.

Is there another gloom on here? One I know is a meat & potato kind of bloke, no frills, likes a pint in his lurcal clurb, never calls anyone a 'guy', etc.

At the Leeds crest, all three as funny as each other.

See Slayer's back after Sunderland beat Hull and there's a new crisis at NUFC.

Son had a breakdown IIRC so the wife who was always called 'she who must be obeyed' was joined by the poor cunt who was then always referred to as 'he who must be kept'. (I think he must've been Toonpack's older more unhinged brother).

Used to be on another smaller football forum years ago when ukip were far more irrelevant and nobody gave them the time of day. One of the posters was a ukip councillor or would-be councillor. Was pro-Ashley and a bit of a loon with a fucking weird way of describing his family. @PaddockLad will remember him well. Ozymandyias I think he was called? A strange breed.

There'll be a tweet soon of Farage standing in the pictures in front of the poster for this film with a melancholy look on his face instructing young people to watch it. You see.

Derek. Derek Carr.