Howmanheyman

Bellamy's a bitter little cunt 100% aware of his role he has to play regarding commenting on NUFC for his new employers Sky and more than happy to play along. Shame as I loved him playing for us.

We're living in an era when a fanny like Morgan, a former pop gossip columnist is 'interviewing' World leaders. (Then again, this world leader is an entitled rich OAP manchild who somehow became the President of the US. Mental times and mental figures like these two, Farage and Johnson.* *Fucked if I'm calling him just 'Boris'.

Sounds appalling.

I'm glad he's got the hang of this football lark, would fucking hate to see the clip of the club if he didn't.

I fucking loathed bergkamp to be honest. A proper snide, shithouse of a player, absolutely suited to arsenal.

I knew he'd be one or the other.

Unplug it for 60 seconds then put it back on.

I'm like a Geordie Gok Wan, man! (He is a designer not a cook, isn't he?)

Another one.....

Did he refuse to pass to a teammate with an open goal because he didn't like him?

They haven't. I have.

Not bad for £14.90.

"D E G Easy as 1 2 3, As simple as Christmas Tree, D E G, 1 2 3, Get out of our club you F C B."

Jackson 5. (NUFC remix). Rafa: "A B C, Easy as 1 2 3 As simple as do re mi A B C, 1 2 3, Get me a player from ABC." Ashley: "D E or G Easy as 1 2 3, As simple as Lee Charnley, D E G, 123, That's all you'll get from a cunt like me."

Even if you thought it best for our survival to lose this* then the sight of Stamford bridge, the Chelsea crowd, the fucking shit music they run out to, the dodgy Russian bankrolling their success, Wembley 2000 and everything that club stands for makes you think again. Fuck em, would love to beat them even if it is unlikely. *There's no real evidence IMHO despite Penfold's research or was it the speccy cockney wanker llambias?

Most 'Meenzer' answer ever.

Is it better than Wallsend high street or Shields Road?

Nah, I'm full of rhubarb.

I've got three kidneys. It's pretty rare and I had no idea till I had a check up for an unrelated condition. There are tell tale signs apparently if you have a third kidney but obviously it isn't something you look for, these signs include an ability to consume more liquid without rushing for a piss, a good skin complexion and an enhanced sized John Thomas. I should've guessed years ago.

Chances of getting him are now Slimani to none.

Geddin, essembee! Yee get em telt wor kid! 'Oh what a night! Late march back in seventy What a very special time for essembee What a pagga, what a night."

Nyet, comrade.