Howmanheyman

I'm pulling your plonker, man. It's good you've got a hobby/interest.

It isn't. It has its moments and you think it's showing promise which is why I stuck with it to the end but it was a damp squid* ending to be kind to it. If that was the book then the TV series can get fucked. *Nod to CT, there.

Well, there was a Sabrina, singer of 'boys, boys, boys' lookalike and I was stranded, lying on a beach, belly down, with a pair of speedo type swimming trunks, digging a hole in the sand with no hands while 'Sabrina' and her mate chucked a beach ball around with her bikini top off. You didn't get that in Donaghadee.

12 and nearly 15. Waaay too old for that stuff now. (15 year old is a proper OMG! teenager tbh).

We loved it, but then again, we didn't know any better till we got took to Italy by my grandparents when I was 14. I was a bit like Eddie Murphy in Trading Places for two weeks.

Think my youngest daughter wouldn't be arsed anymore, the eldest would give you a Medusa stare if you even suggested it.

Donaghadee. Days out in a car, (we never had one) with relatives to places like Bangor, Abbycentre, Crawfordsburn and Donaghadee were my childhood 'holidays'. Who needed Spain when we had all the fun of Bangor a ferry trip away?

That's three of us. They need to give it a rest tbh. I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't actually watch them, it's more the long winded posts by 'Kermode' Fish in this thread that needs calming down a bit where superhero films are concerned.

Friendlies are fucking garbage to watch yet I've been looking around to find it as you do.

Named after Tebbitt, Hague, Thatcher and Heseltine?

Josh is as bad as Joshua tbh. Anyway, talking of kid names....... has anyone on here, (be honest now), named their kids with any pretentious or charverish names? I'll go first, mine are Rachel and Nicole. Next!

On Twitter I'm seeing people RTing these publicity shows Mayweather and McGregor are doing. How the fuck can anyone sit and watch it? What a fucking parcel of shite.

Fuck me, there really was some prime time utter shit on the tv wasn't there?

You'll be foaming about them but sounds like you're best out of it long-term. (I did have a similar scenario a while back if you remember although I never PMd anybody).

Congratulations!

Actually the judge was from Northern Ireland so when nobody was looking I caught her eye and gave her the old Gazza/flute impression with accompanying wink which she returned with a knowing wink and a nod of her head so I knew we'd be sound. (So I did).

After 6/7 months and a wasted internal appeal we finally got our independent tribunal at HM court. We were in an hour and already presented further evidence which, unlike the DWP, they were happy to look at. The wife not only has had her higher rate of mobility reinstated but they've upped her care component to more than she was originally getting before this shit show kicked off so you could describe it as a result and we're very relieved, (she broke down crying when they made their decision). I'm also relieved but angry that so many people, some of whom are very vulnerable and not as determined as us, have had to put up with this absolutely, politically motivated, crock of shit. So the DWP took her care from standard to fucking zippo, yet the independent tribunal has not only raised it to standard but increased it to higher as well as putting the higher rate on mobility back. The DWP didn't turn up at the hearing which is just as well as they were found to have lied a bit like that one punch scouser on here who reckoned he was a professional comedian and would've walked out with their tail between their legs*. *in reality they'd have shrugged their shoulders and put it down to percentages and thought of the money saved by those too put off/vulnerable to get evidence together and go through the months of stress this entails. Fucking shame on the government.

Aye, David Niven's voice double is wor Robert.

Happy birthday, @Monkeys Fist Here's the obligatory pair of tits gif on your big day!