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Must've felt as free as a bird when he put that uniform on like a transvestite does.....I'd imagine..... (cough, ahem).

Rees Moggs mate who threw a dig at that bust up. 'Fancy dress you say? Wow, great! I could go as a pirate, or maybe a monkey or something? Ah fuck it, I'll get the old SS gear out. IT'S JUST A LAUGH!'

CT would be a good barometer on Rees Mogg. CT! Would you get down on your trotters and lap up the verbal diarrhea from Rees mogg?

Talk about sprinkling sugar on shit.

Kenedy wants fucking shot for that through ball to perez when we were 1-0 up. Could've done better with his shot too.

Ah knaa. Slow motion replay showing Clark getting his shirt pulled and he's blethering about Shelvey doing it.

Watching this on yank TV. They're fucking willing palace on here, mind.

Put the fishing rod down and slowly step away from it. Aaaaand the type of pen we just never get.

I can't remember the details, I read it on Twitter from a journalist (IIRC).

I'm pretty sure I told him they were fucking cacka, like.

Didn't she hush up some stuff about her Dad's vicarage or something whilst Home secretary?

Nah, soda bread is nice toasted but this is just batch bread, same as Scottish just bigger. You couldn't have it as a chip 'banjo' (as me dad always used to call a chip butty), but toasted on one side with butter and jam they were lush. Recognise this pic as a loaf brought back on request by my Mam last time she popped over but it's not about the brand, it's the type of bread.

Allardyce taking the 5-1 defeat on the chin, holding his hands up by slaughtering his players on BT. He might have got things wrong himself but if he did he kept it to himself. 'Big Sam furious' says the presenter. Gets away with fucking murder, this cunt.

One thing I always loved about NI was the bread. Utterly shit unless toasted on one side when it was top banana.

Pease pudding 'gross'? Wash your mouth out! (gives me heartburn otherwise I'd have it much more).

Man U go 1 up v Huddersfield.

That's just on one page of their match thread. Think the honeymoon period is over for their superb, (on joining them), manager.

Bolton won, Birmingham two up.

https://streamable.com/sjdpd https://streamable.com/nf825 The empty seats, the defending etc.

They're playing Ipswich not Wolves! (Not knowing who your local rivals are playing? Would never happen on RTG).

They got a draw at Molinuex didn't they? Wouldn't rule out them getting something today for some strange reason.

That's it! Never looked anywhere near being able to be a PL player, the poor cunt.

What was the ginger young striker called before Armstrong? Adam something as well? Bring him hyem!