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They were severely hampered by FFP this year even if he did have the money. He couldn't have spent without incurring a penalty IIRC?

It's like me announcing to the world I'm desperate to sell my house and want out but want almost double it's worth including every penny I've spent on it through the years including decoration, upkeep and furniture.

Howay lads, let's show a bit of decorum here. This is mags behaviour.

Will this summer be the time where Mike Ashley can finally say he's getting the hang of this football malarkey?

Well, when you put it like that.....

I know we like to take the piss out of them and vice versa, but joking aside I like to see all the north east teams do well and even now I still think they've a decent chance of avoiding the bottom place, not that impressed with Burton at all tbh.

I've been at graft all day, anyone know how the mackems got on?

It's Easter. The day Jesus died so we could have a bank holiday.

Think there was serious talk of an absolute arsehole of a Sunderland player, Gordon Armstrong wanting us for his testimonial a good few years ago which happily never materialised. Hopefully this is the same outcome here as there's surely no way any Newcastle United supporter would want to go to that match? Even as a gloating exercise it'd be tarnished by even acknowledging the prick.

Huddersfield fans I met were nice people unlike the 3 Southampton fans I met 2 out of three were talksport like fucking divvies. (They were genuinely surprised when they asked me whether we were bigger than west ham/Southampton, what the problem was with Pardew and Mike Ashley with smug looks). Picked the wrong lad to ask tbf.

Should've put it to bed 1st half, worrying 2nd we'd half we'd regret it but we didn't thank fuck.

I'm also worried about this as they'll get stuck in and won't be as bad as Southampton. Whatever happens I'm expecting a close game and being a long standing Newcastle United sufferer I'm always looking out for the banana skin. Head says win, but nerves have long memories.

Was just saying to a Mackem at work on Thursday, if they manage to stay up a desperate season will end in all smiles and celebrations which would go down in the Guinness book of records as the biggest known crack known to mankind to ever be papered over. If they did pull it off then expect the wolves game to feature joyous wolves fans celebrating promotion with happy mackems doing the same because they stayed up and sickened the mags, whilst telling any wolves fan they bump into that they're a better team than the mags when we went up and their managers better than Rafa and their fans are better too. They'll probably also congratulate the lads from molinuex saying they're a proper club and bigger than the mags as their last title win was before ours. Wolves will then join the very long list of clubs who have a 'bond' forced on them. Basically any opposition fan praises their support in any way, shape or form speaks for the entire fanbase of his club. FTM

If you spent about ten years trying to sell something and still own it after that time then you're not really that keen to sell it are you?

I'll bow to your knowledge on this subject, though.

Could've swore it was in France?

Reid got swilled in a match they played in Europe, (friendly, obviously). Murray got a pint glass thrown off him in a Newcastle restaurant by a pissed up mackem as well I believe.

Just watched that, remember seeing it at the time but had more or less forgotten about it. I got chucked out once at around 17 going through the 'juveniles' turnstile when there were lads walking through it about ten years older with taches Mickey Quinn would be proud of and not a word said!

Talking of Samuel...... People actually watch this show so I hear.

Who the fuck has their name to this? Martin Samuel or another west ham supporting journalist?

Guarantee some of wor lot will try something similar if they see that. Some absolute divvies with a real penchant for acting like cockney wankers amongst us these days.

Kenny nailing it.