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Commentator saying there hasn't been any fight or fury in the second half? That'll be because it's an early pre-season friendly, mate.

Just remembered that hull fan's chant* 'you're getting mauled by the Tigers' complete with a very camp, pretend 'paws' movement of their hands. (you'd have loved it, @Christmas Tree ) *When they had that little spell in the PL

The one thing Brooks and I have in common is we have no idea who the other is?

The 3rd shirt was on sale on the Australian JD website and now the 2nd shirt has been spotted for sale in New York. They haven't been officially announced over here yet? Seems a bit strange?

Playing the mackem song. Get into them.

Just put it on.

If you've ever wondered what the legend who was Bill McCracken sounded like, well now you know. This bloke had the actual football offside rule changed as he was that good at it whilst playing for NUFC, (so he was).

There's some shite on twitter but this is nice. (It's not exactly like driving through Wallsend high street).

🎵Coulda woulda shoulda are the last words of a fool.🎶

IT'S NOT LIKE LONDON 2012!!! [Spoiler] I never watched London 2012 nor this one either.

Although having said that, the Indian we had last week, the next day our lass walked past the bog and thought my arse was doing a superb tribute of the frogs chorus.

If you're glad Renton's piss is fine you'll be overjoyed to discover my piss is as clear as an angel's tear.

Look at that Adidas tango, man!

'Gregory' actor living his best life with Claire Grogan and Dee Hepburn. It is a good film, like. Reminds me of the older kids when I was a bairn.

Looks like he's about to kill black people, demand a ransom from the mayor all whilst Clint Eastwood tracks him down with his magnum.

I appreciate their trying to grow the global fanbase but they're losing the traditional fanbase. I haven't bothered wasting money on a worthless membership scheme and a convoluted ticket site. I doubt they'll give a fuck just like they didn't in the past.

I tend to read in bed so earphones aren't really comfortable and I end up falling asleep taking fuck all in and wake up with someone talking to me. I prefer to read until the words start moving around then it's kindle down and I'm out like a light.

I actually got this on free trial but cancelled. Far better to actually read a book in my opinion and it genuinely surprised me I couldn't get away with it as I thought it would be great.

Change the X to twitter when you paste it on here.

I've found the horse!