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I remember a young'un jumping on the pitch at Roker park before KO, using one of the spare balls lying about on the pitch then dribbling from the Roker end towards the fulwell end, our fans roaring him on. Anyway, he made it to the other end of the pitch no bother and stuck it in the net to cheers off us and two fingered 'fuck offs' from them. Obviously it would never have happened according to any of our RTG friends reading this.

He's the most cockney sounding bloke I've ever met from Scunthorpe.* *Don't think I've actually met someone from Scunthorpe but that's beside the point.

Totally forgotten about this cockney wanker. He was Pardew before Pardew. Obviously the king out Pardewed him when he came on the scene but Gregory was the prototype.

Ten years continuous in the top tier is their best run for decades. The fact they were utter shite in most of those ten years is a 'Brewceys bonus'. The derby wins basically kept them going, kept them up and ultimately, has put them in their current predicament. It was absolute bollocks somehow getting done off these as many times, no question, but I guarantee they'd be better off as a club right now had we done the double over them 4-5 years ago and they went down.

Ready to go..... .....(to division 3).

Birmingham 3-0 up, man.

I was going to get him a ticket flippantly but he specifically asked for someone to seriously get him a ticket. Fuck that shit.

Pub night or McEwan's champion in the house?

Keep at it, Stevie. If you're going to remember things from the match it might as well be 1988 rather than a few of the Mike Ashley seasons.

When @Rayvin sees this post.....

Norwich equalise. The friendly final spirit lives on in one of Sunderland's many, many pretendy alliances.

Scholes face will be fucking priceless the fucking barely literature dirty ginger bastard.

Man U

It's absolutely curtains for them if Barnsley hold on to win.

It's fucking shit with wankers as pundits, cunts as commentators and a very strong bias to the likes of Man United and Liverpool. Happy to help!

No, please don't put your post down. That's an interesting fact tbph and a refreshing change from your usual snide comments and smiley faces. It's nice you can offer something different to J69 the board.

Is it Bernie Winters and Schnorbitz?

I met and spoke with three Southampton fans after the game one seemed decent enough, one was a bit of a cheeky cunt, the third worse again. No tears here if they go down.

Occasionally read it.

Not if you were driving.

It's not that odd, tbf. A good friend of mine used to spit at women. Well when I say 'good friend' I mean my pet one eyed snake.

It's a good job you can't see what the hidden hand is doing.