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Think there was serious talk of an absolute arsehole of a Sunderland player, Gordon Armstrong wanting us for his testimonial a good few years ago which happily never materialised. Hopefully this is the same outcome here as there's surely no way any Newcastle United supporter would want to go to that match? Even as a gloating exercise it'd be tarnished by even acknowledging the prick.

Huddersfield fans I met were nice people unlike the 3 Southampton fans I met 2 out of three were talksport like fucking divvies. (They were genuinely surprised when they asked me whether we were bigger than west ham/Southampton, what the problem was with Pardew and Mike Ashley with smug looks). Picked the wrong lad to ask tbf.

Should've put it to bed 1st half, worrying 2nd we'd half we'd regret it but we didn't thank fuck.

I'm also worried about this as they'll get stuck in and won't be as bad as Southampton. Whatever happens I'm expecting a close game and being a long standing Newcastle United sufferer I'm always looking out for the banana skin. Head says win, but nerves have long memories.

Was just saying to a Mackem at work on Thursday, if they manage to stay up a desperate season will end in all smiles and celebrations which would go down in the Guinness book of records as the biggest known crack known to mankind to ever be papered over. If they did pull it off then expect the wolves game to feature joyous wolves fans celebrating promotion with happy mackems doing the same because they stayed up and sickened the mags, whilst telling any wolves fan they bump into that they're a better team than the mags when we went up and their managers better than Rafa and their fans are better too. They'll probably also congratulate the lads from molinuex saying they're a proper club and bigger than the mags as their last title win was before ours. Wolves will then join the very long list of clubs who have a 'bond' forced on them. Basically any opposition fan praises their support in any way, shape or form speaks for the entire fanbase of his club. FTM

If you spent about ten years trying to sell something and still own it after that time then you're not really that keen to sell it are you?

I'll bow to your knowledge on this subject, though.

Could've swore it was in France?

Reid got swilled in a match they played in Europe, (friendly, obviously). Murray got a pint glass thrown off him in a Newcastle restaurant by a pissed up mackem as well I believe.

Just watched that, remember seeing it at the time but had more or less forgotten about it. I got chucked out once at around 17 going through the 'juveniles' turnstile when there were lads walking through it about ten years older with taches Mickey Quinn would be proud of and not a word said!

Talking of Samuel...... People actually watch this show so I hear.

Who the fuck has their name to this? Martin Samuel or another west ham supporting journalist?

Guarantee some of wor lot will try something similar if they see that. Some absolute divvies with a real penchant for acting like cockney wankers amongst us these days.

Kenny nailing it.

Football sold itself to the highest bidder and dances to their tune. The club's couldn't give a fuck as long as the dough keeps coming in. Obviously SKY don't give a single fuck at all.

I wonder if the bairn takes after Toby Young or his Dad?

If you're not sure you could always start a thread about it on mumsnet?

It did cross my mind.

I must've been kidding myself when I'd thought you'd play a decent 'straight man' and ask me 'what note?' FFS.

Did you get my note, CT?

h voice that keeps on calling me "There's a voice that keeps on calling me Down the road, that's where I'll always be. Every stop I make, I make a new friend, Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on." a voice that keeps on calling me Down the road, that's where I'll always be. Every stop I make, I make a new friend, Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on. a voice that keeps on calling me Down the road, that's where I'll always be. Every stop I make, I make a new friend, Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on. the road, that's where I'll always be. Every stop I make, I make a new friend, Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Roy 'Che Guevara' Keane. Unfinished business. Bring him home, marra. FTM.

Must be a bit nippy over there.

I remember a young'un jumping on the pitch at Roker park before KO, using one of the spare balls lying about on the pitch then dribbling from the Roker end towards the fulwell end, our fans roaring him on. Anyway, he made it to the other end of the pitch no bother and stuck it in the net to cheers off us and two fingered 'fuck offs' from them. Obviously it would never have happened according to any of our RTG friends reading this.

He's the most cockney sounding bloke I've ever met from Scunthorpe.* *Don't think I've actually met someone from Scunthorpe but that's beside the point.