Howmanheyman

I was press ganged into it tbf. It was as shit as I feared, and at the end of the night, somehow, brexit actually came up and no surprise I was the only cunt who was remain in the pissed 'discussion'. There actually was red faced gammons in England shirts and also female versions as well, one drunkenly told my pal to 'fuck off' when he jokingly told her women shouldn't be at football games. It was actually quite funny in the cold light of day but my pal will also be getting told to 'fuck off' if he thinks I'm going out for the quarter final. As for the game, our players were a bit cute after putting up with the early Colombian shithouse tactics but I felt ours just ended up being shithouses themselves, albeit not as bad as them. It was a farce of a game and hopefully the 1/4 final match might feature a game of football.

Fuck you.

Although I'd add, 3/4s weren't recognisable from a Newcastle United game. Hopefully once every four year wankers.

Utter shit of a game. Anyone gets started on the Colombian shithousery must have the blinkers on for the top 6 boys. Watched it in a north Tyneside bar and was thoroughly depressed at the 85% Geordie clientele who were there. The future's fucking bleak is all I can say.

Ryder and fucking out!

That's it! the fucking gloves are fucking off now! We're back in the business of cash bids.

More jam than Hartley's, that.

Anyone who watched 'monkey' as a kid won't be surprised at the Japanese effort tonight. First time I've seen them this world cup. Hai!!!

Belgium. This'll be England tomorrow against Colombia when the hype kicks in.

"If journos were curry, young Waughy would be tikka masala, douggy would be chicken bhuna and ah'd be beef fucking vindaloo, wor kid. Believe it."

Neymar, btw, way over hyped and what a cunt.

I was actually shouting at the TV telling the daft cunt to shut the fuck up, stone cold sober. They're fucking woeful.

Definitely although he needs a good couple of years more at least. It's subjective of course as everyone prefers different things in football.

You'll be lucky if they sell in their hundreds, man troops.

At least I just put a pic up when I'm mortal, tbf.

Completely agree regarding Hayden btw. Seems a lovely kid etc but I inwardly groan when he comes off the bench or starts. Definitely not PL level from his time here so far.

Actually, on reflection I'd downgrade it to 'good'.

Stop talking CT down!

Part of the package I'd imagine. I can see them offering a bigger advert space for a few grand more.

"Ah'm not a puff, but if ah was it would be the Ronny Gill, Journal or the Sunday Sun goes up my jacksey as ah like to keep it local."

I just don't see it, tbh. No doubt he's a talented kid, bell end or not, but there's been players you feel it's been a privilege to watch and he has never had me feeling anything like that.

All the years there's been superstars in football, neymar has to be up there with the worst of the lot. Maybe I haven't seen as much of him as some so am underestimating him but when you think back to the likes of Ronaldo, Romario, Zidane etc this kid isn't even remotely in their bracket.

Goonies, = watched. Shite. Karate Kid, = watched. Shite. Rambo, = watched, ok at the time. Flight of the Navigator, = never seen it. Labyrinth, = saw a bit of it. Utter shite. Princess Bride, = Saw a bit of it, lasses film tbh. Indiana Jones, = watched Raiders of the lost ark, excellent, temple of doom not quite as good as the first but still canny enough. Willow, = what? ET, = watched. Very good. Ghostbusters, = watched. Canny enough at the time. Wouldn't have aged well. Gremlins, = watched. Average at best. Masters of the Universe. = Are you for fucking real?

Plus the same cheap club crest patch and cheapy material no doubt. Bah! Humbug!

The colours are great etc but the sponsor looks shit enough without making it gold coloured, (why not white or 'ecru' or whatever the colour was for the original grandad collar was?) Also, it smacks a bit of a populist move after what's looking like it's going to be a very underwhelming transfer window, Rafa's last season and the ST deadline being extended. I almost feel sorry for whatever is left of the staff at the club trying to get some positive news out of NUFC when fucking jabba's the owner.