Howmanheyman

Think most on here have read it and I agree it's a great read. I held off reading it as I didn't want to re live it but the book was much more than that.

Wykikies definitely been on the pop tonight.

Obviously want Fulham to win but Fulham have been a real bogey team for us through the years, mind.

Just about every game you'll sometimes craic on with an away fan in a bar. No arselicking, no calling them and no mention of Sunderland. Flip that situation and it would be 'We fucking hate Newcastle, mate. Newcastle eh? Deluded fuckers, I bet you hate them too, marra? Who do they think they are? They think they're bigger than you, marra. You're a much bigger club. Can we be mates, please? Cheers, marra. FTM.'

Not like the mackems to go on about 'everyone' hating NUFC but having a real glowing admiration and huge respect for Sunderland. They're so fucking needy it's untrue.

They offered to do the same to me however I insisted on a like for like replacement but they didn't seem too keen putting two balls of steel in my velvety sack of love. Anyway, hope it goes well.

It really now is the equivalent of them just sticking their fingers in their ears and shouting 'international consortium' and 'debt free' endlessly.

That's not how RTG see it. Which is fucking brilliant to see. Despite it looking extremely dodgy even from Boycies own words on the deal they still can't seem to see any warning signs at all. No flashing red lights, no Spiv klaxon sirens going, fucking Nada. No, marra, because unlike us they're DEBT FREE and we just can't take it.

Never heard of him. Or his silly hat.

What's happening with the keeper? Is it a case of Charnley can only do one thing at a time as he's basically on his own after Ashley got rid of a lot of staff on his 1st amazing relegation or is it just a case of penaz trying to save the club a few weeks wages by signing him late on? Either depressingly plausible.

My Mam just started chemo herself after having an op to get rid of ovarian cancer a couple of months ago. Hers is 18 weeks so she's only two weeks in but fingers crossed she seems ok so far considering she's 70. I'm sure you'll be alright too, mate.

Paddy goes for a job, the interviewer asks him to give his full name. Paddy answers, "Sortanly sor, it's Patrick Mulligan-Flaherty', sor." "How do you spell that?" Asks the interviewer. "Stick the fucking job up your arse!" Replies Paddy. "Ok, we'll skip that one for now." Says the interviewer, "Can you lay bricks?" He adds. "No." Says Paddy. "Are you any good at joinery?" The interviewer enquiries. "No." Say Paddy "Any general building skills at all?" The interviewer asks. "Not really, sor." The interviewer scratches his head and says, "This job is for a school handyman. How the hell are you handy?" Paddy replies, "Oi just live round the corner, sor!"

Bit surprised to see CT being all for the Royal wedding when most on here aren't? It's Kitman I feel sorry for, my wife watched it while I sat in the garden and she didn't once force me at gunpoint to watch it like I assume his must've?

There was a wedding? Lovely day outside in the garden, came in to watch the cup final which was as shit as I suspected, anyway. I was very, very drunk.

The books have been cooked to A. Make Rafa seem unreasonable and B. Make the club look fucking brilliant in next years accounts for any potential buyers.

He's got a nose like a Hiller.

He went to both my schools in Walkergate. (I've even seen him in a photo in the school team pic.)

Ashley used to have the King touting our better players to encourage bids whilst pretending to be concerned, now he gets employees and associates to feed stories to the likes of the mirror to encourage bids for the manager who wouldn't do what Alan Pardew would do. Win/win for Jabba. (I'm reading Ashley is going to be on holiday again for the business end of running a club. Quelle surprise!)

A woman's prerogative or something?

Hope it works out for you, mate.

Fish is shagging trooper? Never seen that coming tbh.