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Embarrassing. Thank Christ I'm not watching it on Sky.

I'm a middle aged bloke, Sunderland have been utter shit in all but two years of my life, and even then they were just above average in reality. The derby is the only point of existence for them, absolutely no surprise the turd finally flushed when we weren't around and also fucking them now as well.

Blind hatred and poison when it comes to NUFC even from the odd decent one. Said it before but the derby wins and the KK inspired take off fucking killed them and getting into the CL with Robson just rubbed extra salt in their wound.

I can just imagine Allardyce being smug as fuck after that despite offering absolutely nothing even at one down and just got lucky. He'll have it spinned that it all went according to plan.

Started by the fish who has a dress sense UNCANNILY like Jeremy Clarkson by a strange coincidence.

The club was always down as being founded in 1882 when I was younger so I don't recognise this 125 years thing, that's just the anniversary of the name change. I'm just a rebel/cunt*. *delete as applicable

Paul Brown's 'all with smiling faces' is a brilliant read for anyone interested in this era, Newcastle United basically formed by some teenagers from the east end. When in financial trouble as they moved to their third ground off Chillingham road local businesses and people helped out. Pitch one was near Haults yard off Walker road, pitch two near the Byker wall where I sometimes played myself and my Dad before me. Had no idea when I played there it's significance. The final ground off Chilli road was where the Gaza club once was.

'Hey guys, let's have a thread about asshole drivers, yeah?'

Remarkable detail from the fish, never heard of thumbing anything in anywhere.

To be honest, when we lost our city of culture bid I wasn't on Twitter, but if I was I would've been tempted to commiserate and say a big well done to everybody for trying so hard to polish an almighty turd as well as putting a pic of John McNamee swinging on the crossbar of the Fulwell end or simply put '27th March 1970' in VERY LARGE WRITING! (We know the dance, don't we @essembeeofsunderland ?

There's been some CCTV from the restaurant leaked by someone who works there called Hope. Unfortunately the camera's largely missed Ashley and Staveley and looks like it's more focused on the table adjacent to them. If you listen carefully you can still hear the odd laughter/chat in the background which might be the 'takeover talks'. Make of it what you will......

She must've wondered how she ended up on her own? This wasn't how it was supposed to be?

I'm guessing a superpoke isn't a large ice cream cone in Northern Ireland?

(Would've got an extra but I don't know what a superpoke is.)

Hope everything turns out ok, all is well and you get your amazon parcel delivered. Oh, hang on, that's for J69.

Smiled when I seen this and smiled a bit more when it inevitably came to pass.

Never liked these, fucking horrible little club.

Now, now. No need for that. Play nice.

It's French, so fanny and sex is a given. It's been quality so far. Subtitled so not for CT, alas.

'Witnesses' on BBC four at the minute, a French detective programme about 15 frozen bodies being found on a bus. Just watched the fourth episode. Excellent so far.

Alreet Farage, that's enough of that carry on.

Absolutely horrific, classless, no shame whatsoever. And that's just the obesity and haircut. Disgusting mess of a 'man'. Imagine being sat next to the mess and not saying something when he pulled his strides down? * * I think he might be male but has a bit of a lesbian look.