Howmanheyman

Looking forward to watching this myself, just popping round a pals so no pub gammons, once every four year world cup wankers or wimmins to spoil it as his lass is out. No nerves whatsoever as I want to see them win but will shrug the shoulders if we lose. This must be what it feels like being a glory hunter I guess? no stress, no ecstasy.

Can we not change this thread title to 'Precedent Chump'?

I know!

There'll be blood coming out of their fingernails if you cling on that much and that hard.

His 'man at C&A' pose.

In 1966..... I wasn't about to be born. Newcastle United weren't going to win a cup. Sunderland were shit. Donald Trump was a prick. You couldn't trust a conservative. England won the world cup. In 2018..... I'm not about to be born. Newcastle United aren't going to win a cup. Sunderland are shit. Donald Trump is a prick. You can't trust a conservative. England to win the world cup?...... Fucking spooky, spooky shit, man.

I was press ganged into it tbf. It was as shit as I feared, and at the end of the night, somehow, brexit actually came up and no surprise I was the only cunt who was remain in the pissed 'discussion'. There actually was red faced gammons in England shirts and also female versions as well, one drunkenly told my pal to 'fuck off' when he jokingly told her women shouldn't be at football games. It was actually quite funny in the cold light of day but my pal will also be getting told to 'fuck off' if he thinks I'm going out for the quarter final. As for the game, our players were a bit cute after putting up with the early Colombian shithouse tactics but I felt ours just ended up being shithouses themselves, albeit not as bad as them. It was a farce of a game and hopefully the 1/4 final match might feature a game of football.

Fuck you.

Although I'd add, 3/4s weren't recognisable from a Newcastle United game. Hopefully once every four year wankers.

Utter shit of a game. Anyone gets started on the Colombian shithousery must have the blinkers on for the top 6 boys. Watched it in a north Tyneside bar and was thoroughly depressed at the 85% Geordie clientele who were there. The future's fucking bleak is all I can say.

Ryder and fucking out!

That's it! the fucking gloves are fucking off now! We're back in the business of cash bids.

More jam than Hartley's, that.

Anyone who watched 'monkey' as a kid won't be surprised at the Japanese effort tonight. First time I've seen them this world cup. Hai!!!

Belgium. This'll be England tomorrow against Colombia when the hype kicks in.

"If journos were curry, young Waughy would be tikka masala, douggy would be chicken bhuna and ah'd be beef fucking vindaloo, wor kid. Believe it."

Neymar, btw, way over hyped and what a cunt.

I was actually shouting at the TV telling the daft cunt to shut the fuck up, stone cold sober. They're fucking woeful.

Definitely although he needs a good couple of years more at least. It's subjective of course as everyone prefers different things in football.

You'll be lucky if they sell in their hundreds, man troops.

At least I just put a pic up when I'm mortal, tbf.

Completely agree regarding Hayden btw. Seems a lovely kid etc but I inwardly groan when he comes off the bench or starts. Definitely not PL level from his time here so far.

Actually, on reflection I'd downgrade it to 'good'.