Howmanheyman

Relegation hat-trick for the football genius. He's going after the club record I reckon.

That penalty, man. Other than Cardiff this year, I can't recall us ever getting a pen for that. Diame should've done better with his header and joselu is a headless chicken. Scandalous the centre forward business that went on this summer.

She was some hinny, wor Ingrid.

Where eagles dare, man. Classic.

Nobody's perfect but Kev was pretty close to it. Love the bloke.

You're aware this knacker is a proven liar?

Any excuse to post this......

I couldn't get past 30 seconds of that never mind 29 mins. Fuck that.

It's a pretty old-ish board this. (And that's before you factor in the average age rocketing up based on noelie alone!)

Ah, I remember seeing that clip a while ago but the goals just don't stick for some reason. KK on the button again regarding NUFC.

Still like it, though!

Self confessed non-reader telling someone to read up on something.

Rafa being Rafa I still think we'll pick up more points in the 2nd half of the season as the cautious approach to injuries etc start to pay off when other teams players burn out/get injuries and our new lads get a handle on our play. Dubravka is a better keeper than what we had at this point last year and you hope we start to see some of last years Kenedy make an appearance soon. As I said, we're still going to need some kind of quality up front to come in and hope we don't get any freak injuries that can't be managed like leg breakers etc. Whatever happens we're fucked if Mike Ashley is at the helm approaching May- Aug 2019.

What have 'Lester' and Brighton done to not have an @ in front of them unlike Man U 'Southhampton'? I was at that game and I haven't a clue about who scored what? (Can't blame drink either).

We're relegated this year unless some quality comes in, a hat-trick for Ashley. Some worrying signs and the body language speaks volumes. Players who played above themselves last year are showing their true level and despite what cockney gobshite wankers like Tony Gayle says, it's solely down to the cunt who is killing the club by his ownership.

Muto is the new Frank Pingel.

From what I've seen so far, I'd rather Gayle than Rondon. Joselu we're stuck with, like Perez. Perez as said, completely bottles it when it isn't instinctive. When you think of the strikers we've had compared to these it makes your hatred of that fat cockney bastard grow that bit more. Btw, if I played 5-a-side against Tony Gale he'd be on life support at the nearest hospital before full time.

Rondon did fuck all tbf. Rondon or Joselu?

We're horrific up front.

Not sure if I've posted it before but..... Queen Victoria gets shown around the field hospital in some far flung part of the empire to boost the morale of the wounded soldiers, a finely moustachioed Sergeant Major showing her around. (Wails, moans!) QV: "Oh my goodness! What is wrong with this poor fellow?" SM: (Shouting) "Hemorrhoids, Ma'am!" QV: "Oh dear. What is the medical treatment, Sergeant Major?" SM: (Shouting) "Wire brush and dettol, Ma'am! Scrub it out of 'em!" QV: "Oh dear, that sounds very painful. What are your hopes my good man?" Groaning Soldier: "Arrgh! Nnnnnn! To, (gasp) get better and, arghh....fight for Queen and country, your Majesty." QV: "ooh that's so nice of you, here's a medal for your bravery." She pins a medal on his chest and moves to the next bed. (More wails, moans and groans). QV: "Oh my goodness! What is wrong with this poor chap?" SM: (Shouting) "Crabs, Ma'am!" QV: "Oh my goodness. What is the medical treatment, Sergeant Major?" SM: (Shouting) "Wire brush and dettol, Ma'am! Scrub it out of 'em!" QV: "Oh dear, that sounds very painful. What are your hopes my good man?" 2nd Groaning Soldier: "Arrgh! Nnnnnn! To, (gasp) get better and, arghh....fight for Queen and country, your Majesty." QV: "ooh that's so nice of you too! Here's a well deserved medal for your bravery." She then moves on to the end bed and Wee Paddy of the Irish Guards. (More wails, moans and groans). QV: "Oh my goodness! What is wrong with this poor fellow? He doesn't look too well at all!" SM: (Shouting) "Tonsillitis, Ma'am!" QV: "Oh dear. What is the medical treatment, Sergeant Major?" SM: (Shouting) "Wire brush and dettol, Ma'am! Scrub it out of 'em!" QV: "Oh that sounds so very painful. What are your hopes my good man?" Paddy of the Irish Guards: "Arrgh! Nnnnnn! To, (gasp) get, (arrrgh) the wire brush and dettol before them Dorty bastards, Ma'am!"

Excellent! My Mam just had scans, bloods etc and there's no trace of her cancer cells after her Op and chemotherapy too. It's a relief.