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I think they split up when Easy mutha-fuckin-E died.

Mark Hughes doing a great job, *Geoff. *It's 'Jeff' isn't it? Ah well, closer than @PaddockLad with 'Derek'.

1. When was the last time you saw your penis without looking in a mirror? 2. This football lark, opinion is currently divided on you finally getting the hang of it. Everyone and his dog say you haven't, CT thinks you have. Who's right? 3. How's your health? Any clogged up arteries or anything?

Fucking cockney wankers.

In our case he's got to be near to a trademark issue I'd have thought with the 'nufc' name? Why the need? He's already got a sports shop and a website for it. I don't buy that he bought us just for some fun although no doubt he enjoyed his honeymoon period while he could.

I think it's a strange thing to do tbh. He registered ours, he registered Rangers, it would be interesting to see what other clubs he or his 'team' registered as a domain.

Why buy a domain with the name NUFC. Direct? He already sold shirts to fans from his sports shop.

VAR sounds like the leader of an evil intergalactic empire.

The fact he did it, even for a few other clubs, tells you it wasn't doesn't done just for a laugh.

Can't remember where I read it but he registered nufc.direct domain name or something similar months before he bought the club. 'A bit of fun' is, I strongly suspect, another Ashley bullshit fob people off story.

'3rd wave' feminism?

"And you can tell your viewers and my loyal punters reading my shit hot, gold plated NUFC stories, I'm still fighting for coach Carvs to get the main job at the cathedral on the hill, and I'm telling you now, I'd love it, love it if he got it!"

I thought his TV persona might be him trying to be neutral and he couldn't be as bland day to day but looks like he is. Him and Scholes should definitely stick to the odd football club reunion and enjoy retirement.

Worst I've ever seen her look tbf although she's normally stunning in this she's just good looking. Anyway, film was flawed but interesting at best. Still, at least it wasn't a fucking comic book superhero type thing so it wasn't totally shit.

Noah. It was canny shit for those who haven't seen it.

Where has shit Don Goodman gone And where are all the gods? Wheyes Keyes are these, our Hercules To fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn, I dream of the mags getting beat.... I need a payoff I'm holding out for a payoff from the stadium of light It's gotta be good And it's gotta be fast And it's for me cos I'm fucking shite I need a payoff I'm holding out for a payoff 'til the morning light And you betta be sure It's gotta be soon And I'd rather play for East Fife Play for East Fife.

Fucking hell, Cyrille Regis and Delores O'Riordan as well. Both talented and liked the pair of them. Far too young when you consider the likes of Norman Tebbitt are still breathing oxygen.

Do not tempt me, shallow one.

Man city getting beat just in time to play us.

"You can reach me by railway You can reach me by trail-way You can reach me on an airplane You can reach me with your mind You can reach me by caravan Cross the desert like an Arab man I don't care how you get here, Cos you're still getting fuck all to spend. You can reach me by sailboat Climb a tree and swing rope to rope Take a sled and slide down slow, into these arms of mine You can jump on a speedy colt Cross the border in a blaze of hope I don't care how you get here, Cos you're still getting fuck all to spend" I'm told from reliable sources this is the answer phone message on Mike Ashley's phone whilst he's up to his eyes in pina coladas and all inclusive scran.

Mackem: "eeah, ah hear yas are selling the currant hum shirt for 75% off?" SAFC shop assistant: "aye. Dya want one, marra?" Mackem: "ah think it's sewpa shit but for 75% off ah'll tak it, flower. It'll do the bairn for his 18th bufda." SAFC shop assistant: "Ave ya got the discount code, marra?" Mackem: "Ah fuck ah forgot it! Is it err, 'FTM73' or sommitt?" SAFC shop assistant: "Fucking close enough, giz ya money, the warehouse is fucking rammed wiv em." Mackem: "GERRIN! F T fucking M!"

Their hideous home shirt is being sold with a 75% discount* only a few months after launch. I'm guessing sales of it weren't like the proverbial hot cakes. *Apparently you apply a code at the checkout although one of the mackems on RTG reckons he got one and nobody bothered with the code.

'Content provider'.

I watched 3-4 episodes a few years ago and thought it was pretty average at best, shite at worst. (And I liked LotR's).