Howmanheyman

Used to be on another smaller football forum years ago when ukip were far more irrelevant and nobody gave them the time of day. One of the posters was a ukip councillor or would-be councillor. Was pro-Ashley and a bit of a loon with a fucking weird way of describing his family. @PaddockLad will remember him well. Ozymandyias I think he was called? A strange breed.

There'll be a tweet soon of Farage standing in the pictures in front of the poster for this film with a melancholy look on his face instructing young people to watch it. You see.

Derek. Derek Carr.

[insert 'soon' meme here]

They were singing that near me quite a bit the last home game. Was just waiting for him to slice one into our own goal tbh.

"Thing is they may have spent more than...... [Insert many paragraphs littered with words straight from the Oxford dictionaries 'Words you've always wanted to use but were not sure if you should?' book.] .....and this concludes my post on the subject."

Watched the first one, haven't got round to watching the rest but it's got the redhead from witnesses in it, (Audrey something?) so will definitely get back to it despite the first episode not hooking me in like the other programme did. Might give Godless a watch to try and justify paying money to Netflix*. *The wife wanted to watch the crown and I struggled to get a decent stream on kodi so treated her to a subscription. (She's got a month to watch them all).

My thoughts to a tee.

We've probably spent less than 15% of Man Citys squad so that's about right, not embarrassing.

Well taken Murphy, son. Getting bollocked from the wife because I'm shouting at the TV about causing grevious bodily harm to this BT commentator. Unlucky!!! Good job we're still in the game, eh, 'fletch'?

Mitro's holding play is just as shit as Joselu if not worse.

????? No.

Aye, 3, 4, 5 even a 6 goal beatings the new normal under the King.

"Plan B now' I want to knock this cunt out now.

This fucking 'Fletch' commentating here needs a dig, like. Can't abide his inane drivel.

They're shiting themselves, man.

Could be worse, could you imagine Colo and Williamson out there?

Surprised he's starting Shelvey for this game unless he expects his other midfielders to pick up his lack of work rate. We haven't had a player sent off for a good while so think today's the day. Hope we give BT viewers a fucking stinking game to watch and sneak a point or three. (Aye, ah knaa. )

He'll live, don't worry.

The man is a cunt, he absolutely does not have the clubs interest at heart and has no intention of selling unless he gets a mental offer way above the clubs value. The parasite could sell at a minor profit and still feel as though he's came out on top with other substantial spin off benefits but no, not Mike Ashley. I could honestly never tire of hitting his apologists and lickspittle media friends never mind jabba himself. He's ruined a decade at the club and I feel for anyone who can't remember a NUFC where he hasn't been around. I'm a working class bloke in a sometimes shit job. I'm the epitome of the stereotype who lives for the weekend for his football club and it would be great if you could just give it up till he fucks off, (I've done it before), but the reality is you still care, you still watch games albeit on TV, it still pisses you off. He can either sell up or die of a heart attack, I'm easy.