Howmanheyman

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He's an absolute tit this sky lad. I appreciate he may be limited to what he can and can't say so in those circumstances keep your gob shut or be cute about it. He comes out with shit and doesn't like the criticism, he's a fucking big bairn and then posts a pic of him as an actual bairn reading a programme as a programme cover as if that absolves him of everything. Carver talks shit and was terrible at his job, Amoeba was largely shit and only got runs in the side when we had no good strikers available so why he thinks anyone is going to say 'oh well, I was totally against it but if Amoeba, Nolan or 'JC' (Btw, nobody calls him that, Pete, apart from his mates or arselickers in the media), say it's great then that's good enough for me. Howay the lads!' As the Egyptian yank says, if Beardsley or Moncur can deservedly get stick, then these knackers must have big fucking delusions if they think they can't? (And when a bloke who does presenting on SSN thinks being a fan makes him any less of a target for talking shite he must be worse again! Tbf, I blame social media arselickers amongst our support for giving him that impression, 'Pete what d'ya reckon, mate?' 'Take no notice, pete, mate', etc. Fucking mongs, he's not going to invite you out for a pint and introduce you to kirsty Gallacher whilst she slips her telephone number in your jeans pocket). Wanker.

Amoeba can fuck off and John Charver was probably licking his lips as he'll have been promised a job painting the fences at the training ground or something for his pro-Bruce interview.

..... Send out the clowns.... ( at the lad talking to the telly telling them to fuck off, as you do).

Here's one for 'wor hyem' if Bruce signs seeing they like some shit songs.... Stevie Bruce! Stevie Bruce! Stevie, Stevie Bruce! If he gets the job he wants a truce, Stevie, Stevie Bruce! Stevie Bruce! Stevie Bruce! Stevie, Stevie Bruce! When he walks up stairs, his face goes puce, Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

at the Twitter thread and Ryder. Comparing Gibson and Ryder, (Ryder claimed to have said similar ), is like comparing Beckenbauer with Darren Bradshaw. When Gibson's on song he's a great listen/read and he certainly likes lubricating his throat as well.

I've got 6 days for calling someone else a cunt. Mental when you see the borderline fruitlubes posting to their hearts content.

'Damp squid' dedicated to CT.

Plumbing new depths and the new season already a damp squid thanks to the football genius who's finally got this football lark sorted.

Spot on. Hall even alluded to it very early on that he'd use NUFC as a vehicle for his business. He's sucking NUFC dry and been diminishing it from day one and when there's nothing left to suck dry he'll wind it up and move on squeezing the last dregs out of it to chancers like the Del boy characters at Sunderland.

The chronicle is an absolute joke. The diary piss take doesn't get done without any material to work with let's be honest.

I think he didn't give two shiny shites what would happen under Ashley as long as he got his last NUFC pay day.

Bruce is an irrelevance I agree. The club is dead, has been for years but we've kind of plodded on getting excited the odd time despite it. Fuck it. It's dead till fat man is dead as I don't believe the cunts going anywhere while he breathes. Just talking to a pal and we remembered getting patronised about Ashley being a businessman and us being dinosaurs by a young fucking divvy a few years ago now. The club's not our club and despite not wanting to sound like some of these 'it'll kill me not being a season ticket holder' whoppers, (who the fuck had a season ticket a few years ago and why do some wank about it?), it will seem strange not actively watching our games or taking much notice or even punching the air when Joselu/whoever gets a lucky break and scores. The man is 100% the worst thing to happen to NUFC in it's history so fuck you very much john hall for that final cash-in, any good work gone up in smoke you thatcher loving bullshit merchant.

Funny you should mention that....

"Luke, Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes…"

Who is he managing? There's no manager on God's earth I want to see do well at Chelsea.

Default position for talksport. Nolan can fuck off, tbh. Thanks for the memories but the club's more important than your bullshit chat.

Geordie Air

"Micky, wor kid! Order iz a taxi, man! Just tell them ah'll be ootside the chinkees having a tab if they ask."

"....and then ah says, 'two Wongs don't make a White' and everyone was in stitches! Lol. After that ah ordered me usual chicken curry fried rice with chips. Wongy's sound though, loves the craic when we all pile in after a sesh for some scran. If you look at his beaming smile you might miss the tears welling up with happiness but when you're the Trinity mirror regional sports writer of the year you miss fuck all. Up here for thinking, doon there for dancing! Laters."

He's just stated that the club didn't share his vision and ambition. How much actual detail he could come out with may be limited by his contract.

I fucking hope they're all paid actors* and not fans. *Obviously Moncur is paid by the club.

20 seconds more than I attempted.

Never heard of the cunt.