Howmanheyman

You're not the only one.

You heard it here first!

Put him in the Sahara, hands tied behind his back, make him walk for hundreds of miles with a rod hanging near his face with a bottle of water on one line, another line with a roast chicken hanging off it just out of range from his gob. Each item to have a '70% off' tag on them.

Does he own any racehorses, silky pyjamas and a big bed in Hollywood? Maybe needs an old Sicilian message to help him see the bigger picture.

Happy birthday Fish! (And renton)

After his sir Alex Ferguson RIP dropped bollock he can fuck right off.

Someone left a Ronny Gill lying about last night in work. Had a quick glimpse and somewhere early in his piece he says 'the man who said he would love it.....' etc as his way of telling his punters he's talking about Keegan. I hope he never changes tbh.

Worst comes to worst he'll lose a constructive dismissal case. So what? £6m or so to get rid of a pest who's past his usefulness now we're back in the money and brand exposure league. He'll get someone else who'll keep us up but won't be so such a loose cannon. That's obviously his thinking here, the waste of oxygen that he is.

Conswater > Abbycentre > House of Fraser > (flys to Newcastle) > Ghuras fashion, Shields Road, Byker.

Renton and the fish slowly morphing into one poster.

Aye, according to the Ronny Gill Rafa can spend 'SOME' of the mitro 'windfall'. (be still my beating heart!)

TRAITOR!!!!

just come on here to put that on myself.

Anyone seen their new kit? The proper stripes are back but their shorts are now red to go with their socks so they look like Olympiacos from the front and Liverpool from the back as the back of the shirt is all red. To think I was miffed about white socks on ours! (It's still a bit better than the bullseye shirt tbf).

No, he went by Thomas Cook.

Holidays? I remember them, think I quite used to like them.

The way things are going, give it a year or two, you might have to be careful who you tell you're a remainer to.

who'd have guessed?

Over to you Vladnar.....

No need to feel for me troops, we're all sick of the cunt and I'll just save some money and try and watch our games on the dodgy TV. Not having a season ticket used to be the norm anyway, too much leverage gave away and freedom to move around when the days of the season ticket culture came in. (IMHO)

If I could pick one big western country who'd be the most susceptible to a sleeker, modern day Nazism it would definitely be the US if only for the vast militarisation of their country, the countless flags, the national obsession and bottom lip trembling patriotism. It also helps the more thick cunts around as well.

@DeludedOf and @StewartTweets are a good follow to really get into the Mackem mindset.

This.