Howmanheyman

Birmingham 3-0 up, man.

I was going to get him a ticket flippantly but he specifically asked for someone to seriously get him a ticket. Fuck that shit.

Pub night or McEwan's champion in the house?

Keep at it, Stevie. If you're going to remember things from the match it might as well be 1988 rather than a few of the Mike Ashley seasons.

When @Rayvin sees this post.....

Norwich equalise. The friendly final spirit lives on in one of Sunderland's many, many pretendy alliances.

Scholes face will be fucking priceless the fucking barely literature dirty ginger bastard.

Man U

It's absolutely curtains for them if Barnsley hold on to win.

It's fucking shit with wankers as pundits, cunts as commentators and a very strong bias to the likes of Man United and Liverpool. Happy to help!

No, please don't put your post down. That's an interesting fact tbph and a refreshing change from your usual snide comments and smiley faces. It's nice you can offer something different to J69 the board.

Is it Bernie Winters and Schnorbitz?

I met and spoke with three Southampton fans after the game one seemed decent enough, one was a bit of a cheeky cunt, the third worse again. No tears here if they go down.

Occasionally read it.

Not if you were driving.

It's not that odd, tbf. A good friend of mine used to spit at women. Well when I say 'good friend' I mean my pet one eyed snake.

It's a good job you can't see what the hidden hand is doing.

I took my Dad to this for a treat right next to their fans, they were fucking blotto, obviously been in the toon all day game meaningless but had a laugh. One got hoisted up on his pals shoulders running down the steps in the corner of the east stand/leazes risking hospitalisation where both fans were singing the Albert song at him as he was the spitting dabs of him.

Some Cockney wanker on that sky show, (where journalists sit around a table with croissants and coffee strewn around and look deadly serious talking about whether Harry Kane will be better than Rooney for England and other such shite usually involving mourinho and Wenger), professed to be shocked how bad he was doing at WBA. He thought he'd do a great job DESPITE HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF A BAD SPELL AT PALACE. Do these fuckers live in some sort of bubble?

No, Doddie. (You need a good straight man).

The fatha, what a complete prick. Carragher I can't stand as well.

Can't beat an away day, on the piss with all your mates, laughing, singing, it's fucking great, man.......

First Sunderland, now West Ham. He likes pikey-ish fan bases mind.