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Rondon's rusty bullet holes V Huddersfield Town
Howmanheyman replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Nice one ref and linesman. -
Rondon's rusty bullet holes V Huddersfield Town
Howmanheyman replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
I think the commentators were fucking gutted when we scored tbh. You know what they say in Russia, lads.....tough shitski. -
Rondon's rusty bullet holes V Huddersfield Town
Howmanheyman replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Giddup! -
Rondon's rusty bullet holes V Huddersfield Town
Howmanheyman replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Hopefully they play better in the 2nd half as this has been painful to watch. -
Rondon's rusty bullet holes V Huddersfield Town
Howmanheyman replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Be nice if one of our lads could control a ball and maybe pick out a team mate when they manage the former. Atrocious. -
Rondon's rusty bullet holes V Huddersfield Town
Howmanheyman replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Two very poor looking sides on a slippy pitch. Shite. -
Rondon's rusty bullet holes V Huddersfield Town
Howmanheyman replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Looks like our players, especially Kenedy, are playing on an ice rink. -
It's a right, riveting read.
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Aye, Sunderland fans, stop licking 'stewwys' arse.
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Rafa's Consortium of Cock's vs Barry's Wolverhampton Wanderers
Howmanheyman replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aye, the frustrating fact is I think we all saw a Wolves side that were there to be beat, we should've murdered a very poor Burnley side and only just hung on. Cardiff were also there for the taking and I'm probably missing other games. We've got to run through a brick wall to get anything and even then there's no guarantee. The highs can be high when you pull it off but after a few years of being deliberately set up to fail it can just be a grind too far. The bastard has a genuinely world class manager yet would be happy to see him gone and us be a permanent cling-on club. It's soul destroying at times. -
Rafa's Consortium of Cock's vs Barry's Wolverhampton Wanderers
Howmanheyman replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Iffy decisions all round from our players at times to yet another ref who'll never give a Newcastle man the same benefit of the doubt he'd give to one of the glamour clubs at the top. Fucking sick of watching lads who really shouldn't be anywhere near a PL game constantly getting games for us because Mike Ashley. Every game's a nail biter. Sooner the cunt fucks off and we don't have to rely on at least a quarter of our side being championship cut price bargains or loans, the better. -
You know for a fact Cattermole (is he still there?) or a few other of their knackers will try and let our young'uns 'know they're there' aka fucking clattering into them.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? They reckon he sold his soul to Santa.
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Not a joke but a few years ago the place I worked at was shutting down and we were all getting made redundant so the company got in some recruitment specialists to help/talk with us. Anyway there was about 8 of us from my team sat around a table and one of the younger lads was going on about not wearing a suit for an interview and then rambling on about having a bit of a break before looking for a new job but his Dad told him to start straight away whereas his mother agreed with him to take it easy. The second he shut up I piped up, "aye, they reckon Mamma used to say, take your time, young man" cue everyone laughing except for the employment lass. Trouble was a mate not long after was really struggling to keep his laughter in and so was I. We just lost it and were nearly crying and the wife's face was a fucking picture tbh. Foaming, which just made us laugh the more.
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Doorbell rang last night so I get up to answer it only to be confronted by a 7ft ant who then punched me about the head, got me down and started to lace into me. Somehow I eventually managed to close the door on him and crawled into the living room bruised, battered and bloody and told wor lass what happened. She barely looked up from her phone and said, 'aye, they reckon there's a nasty bug going around'.
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Only LM was ever right.
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I bought it on Amazon when it came out but was a little bit pissed when I watched it. Watched it again on Thursday. It was a good show.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
A tennis players mother. Another one on Wyki's list. -
There'll be a happy donkey tonight. Sorry to hear that mate.
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They're relieved as well.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I was about to post something similar. Seeing some of those players including slightly forgotten ones like Belanov (some strike on that bloke), you see the greats, you see King Kev then your eye finally notices that little winnit. -
The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019
Howmanheyman replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
Gentleman. -
Donkey: "Look, that's lovely Wyki but I only wanted a carrot." Wyki: "nom nom, slurp......I'll have a tab.....slurp......when I'm done.....slurp.....and I'll..... Nom nom.....get you a carrot then."