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Some west ham cunt is telling me what is happening in Wallsend right now, I've told him it wasn't or isn't at the minute as I've been there and my daughter is messaging her sister as we speak but he's obviously the one that knows what's happening at the minute and not me.

Just had to drive around Wallsend as there's rumours going around that there's rioters coming down from either byker, north shields or both. One of the daughters is working there today. I spoke to a policeman who says it's a rumour and nothing that they know but we're worried. A couple of businesses have put their shutters down but it's hard to tell because there's always some shops in Wallsend with shutters down. I was looking out for unusual (for Wallsend) types walking around but only seen about two pairs of lads who look like they could be down to watch/take part. The bairn was begging me not to go in to the pharmacy but I'm finding it hard not to. This cunt farage wants absolutely fucked as do the like of Hartley brewer etc al. I'm foaming and obviously worried.

I'm on it somewhere if it's good news you're after?

Ritchie's exactly the type of player a division two team needs if they're going for promotion but obviously you need some decent young players alongside the experience as well.

Wins and he's a Brit, loses and he's a useless jock.

"I feeeel good, I knew that I would now, I feeeel good, I knew that I would now, So good, so good I got this medal around my neck."

"He had to add the words to it!"

I sincerely hope it's not just the monkeys who get the time but the organ grinders who egg them on and sit in the background not getting their hands dirty and aren't as stupid as the dipshits they use.

I've read 'Calcio' by John Foot and he did mention that rivalry but there's that many rivalries, vendettas, bribery and scandals in the history of Italian football you simply can't remember them all!

Ah, she's seen sense then?

Didn't stop Baggio going there or Vlahovic. (That's probably one of the reasons Fiorentina hate them!)

That's the first time he came to my attention and I immediately thought, 'what a colossal cunt this bloke must be?' Spoilt, rich cunt used to having his arse licked no doubt.

Once you have the type of money musk has the media starts talking about you, wide open eyes, big smile in a 'lets see what Elon Musk is doing' way like he's the fifth Beatle announcing a new album/tour instead of being an obscenely rich cunt getting to dictate news etc because he's obscenely rich, so obscenely rich that they might think calling him 'hardworking' might actually offend him so they'll label him something like 'genius' or whatever.

If that happens it's good news for them as it means [insert whoever their CF is here] will now go for £50m. Gerrinn!! FTM etc.

Like the avatar, TMH. Like. It.

According to the Knight he's been spotted at NUFC already, someone passed on a photo they took on their phone? I'll see if I can find it. I'm not sure, looks legit to me?

🎶 Stuck inside these four walls Sent inside forever Never seeing no one Nice again Like you, Marra You, Marra You If I ever get out of here Thought of giving my seyson ticket away To a registered charitey All I need is a pint a day If I ever get outta here (If we ever get outta here) Well, the the front door glass exploded with a mighty crash As they dragged me into the sun And the first one said to the second one there "I hope you're having fun" Marra on the run, marra on the run And the cheese slice man and big fat Sam Were searching everyone For the marra on the run, marra on the run For the marra on the run, marra on the run And the Saudi judge who held a grudge Will search for ever more For the marra on the run, marra on the run For the marra on the run, marra on the run 🎵

Trust me, it's the other way around. You NEVER want to have a Greggs sausage roll.

Is that Pontayland crown court they'll be getting sentenced at or have they given it another daft name?

A bit like that time I saw PL at Cardiff, honestly he could barely speak he was that far gone. (Obviously didn't bother me at the time, we've all been there at one time or another).

I'm a big chess fan too. (Sorry, chest).

I bumped into a mate in Wallsend whilst dropping off some bait for the bairn that she'd forgot. Surrounded by people and wearing his North Tyneside council gear he loudly says 'why aren't you at work?' laughing as he was going into Savers. I replied that officially, only one of us was meant to be at work at the minute and it wasn't me. (Nobody laughed or applauded as the chances of most the folk walking around Wallsend high street during the week understanding the irony are slim to none).

Reminds me of the joke about the mild mannered accountant who gets sent down for fraud. First day in the cell with his new cellmate and he's shitting it and expecting the worst. After half an hour of his cellmate glaring at him it looks like his worst fears are going to come true. The psychopathic looking cellmate says, 'do you want to play a game?' The accountant says "if you want?" The Psycho then growls 'good. Let's play mammies and daddies.' the accountant then braces for the worst before psycho says 'I'll be the mammy, you can be the daddy.' the accountant then lets a small sigh of relief thinking that this might not be quite as bad as he first expected before the psycho says, 'now come over here, daddy and suck mammies cock.'