Howmanheyman

Got a new job at the council. They asked me about any medical issues I had at the interview and I mentioned my recent Op to remove my cancerous testicles and my caffeine allergy. Anyway it wasn't a problem and I start at 11am every day till 5pm. It would've been 9-5 but the manager told not to worry about it as everyone just sits around for the first couple of hours scratching their balls and drinking coffee.

A bit like the crowd noise on the mackem show being doctored.

Happy birthday to you too, auld Father time!

Happy birthday!

Has it been your birthday, Haydnator?

Two jokes for the price of one there. Fucking spoil you lot.

I tell you what, this Almiron kid is going to be Sparrowhawk's not as talented son. You can just tell.

Fucking December and I somehow manage to get stung by a bee! £4.99 for a jar of honey in asdas*. *How I imagine CT calling it.

Saw an old flame the other day, was pretty serious with her until I discovered a load of French maid, nurse, secretary and police uniforms in her wardrobe. It was then I realised she probably wasn't going to be the one for me if she couldn't even hold down a fucking job.

What a fucking knacker.

I've only watched two so far and you can totally tell that the people who made it were Sunderland fans. Definitely sugar coating stuff, heavily editing match footage, editing out pink seats, editing out opposition fans, opposition cheering goals, showing them scoring away yet seeing fans and manager celebrating the goal at the SoL etc. Absolutely farcical but they're going to have to shovel, not sprinkle, mountains of sugar on the shit as the season and series goes on. Oh! Kudos to them for putting a couple of derby goals against us despite us being in a different division although points deduction for forgetting to put an FTM somewhere.

Honestly man, that commentator was taking the piss at the end. What chances did Huddersfield have? Embarrassing patter from whoever he was. We had a good goal chalked off as well which he forgot about. A terrible game but it should've been 2-0 to us.

We get fuck all from refs it's embarrassing now.

Hayden. (Hope he plays a blinder, but, y'knaa).

Nice one ref and linesman.

I think the commentators were fucking gutted when we scored tbh. You know what they say in Russia, lads.....tough shitski.

Giddup!

Hopefully they play better in the 2nd half as this has been painful to watch.

Be nice if one of our lads could control a ball and maybe pick out a team mate when they manage the former. Atrocious.

Two very poor looking sides on a slippy pitch. Shite.

Looks like our players, especially Kenedy, are playing on an ice rink.

It's a right, riveting read.

Aye, Sunderland fans, stop licking 'stewwys' arse.

Aye, the frustrating fact is I think we all saw a Wolves side that were there to be beat, we should've murdered a very poor Burnley side and only just hung on. Cardiff were also there for the taking and I'm probably missing other games. We've got to run through a brick wall to get anything and even then there's no guarantee. The highs can be high when you pull it off but after a few years of being deliberately set up to fail it can just be a grind too far. The bastard has a genuinely world class manager yet would be happy to see him gone and us be a permanent cling-on club. It's soul destroying at times.