Howmanheyman

We just fuck. All.

Painful to watch as per normal. That's us doing what it takes to stay up as we're designed to be shit.

That'll be because of TRAITORS like you!

Fulham at home is generally a nightmare fixture for us through the years. The fact we've lost so many home games already means at the very least we shouldn't be complacent. I'd snap your hands off for a 1-0 win atm.

He was barely keeping his laughing in when he was on sky announcing a sale was as close as it's ever been. When it's sold, it'll be announced. We'll then be asking the new owners if it's a clean break. Until then he's going absolutely nowhere.

Thanks to our Manchester correspondent, 'our kid, Dave' for that important fans update on the Mourinho situation.

Hope they have better luck reaching their 40,000 target than they did reaching their 10,000 target v Wallsall in the cup.

Hopefully it doesn't come to all that ball ache, Andrew. Some proper stupid cunts inadvertently fucking with people's lives and somehow they're currently getting away with it.

Oof!

I think she hates at least half of Britain tbh, never mind foreigners. (And the Irish of course. Fuck them).

Got a new job at the council. They asked me about any medical issues I had at the interview and I mentioned my recent Op to remove my cancerous testicles and my caffeine allergy. Anyway it wasn't a problem and I start at 11am every day till 5pm. It would've been 9-5 but the manager told not to worry about it as everyone just sits around for the first couple of hours scratching their balls and drinking coffee.

A bit like the crowd noise on the mackem show being doctored.

Happy birthday to you too, auld Father time!

Happy birthday!

Has it been your birthday, Haydnator?

Two jokes for the price of one there. Fucking spoil you lot.

I tell you what, this Almiron kid is going to be Sparrowhawk's not as talented son. You can just tell.

Fucking December and I somehow manage to get stung by a bee! £4.99 for a jar of honey in asdas*. *How I imagine CT calling it.

Saw an old flame the other day, was pretty serious with her until I discovered a load of French maid, nurse, secretary and police uniforms in her wardrobe. It was then I realised she probably wasn't going to be the one for me if she couldn't even hold down a fucking job.

What a fucking knacker.

I've only watched two so far and you can totally tell that the people who made it were Sunderland fans. Definitely sugar coating stuff, heavily editing match footage, editing out pink seats, editing out opposition fans, opposition cheering goals, showing them scoring away yet seeing fans and manager celebrating the goal at the SoL etc. Absolutely farcical but they're going to have to shovel, not sprinkle, mountains of sugar on the shit as the season and series goes on. Oh! Kudos to them for putting a couple of derby goals against us despite us being in a different division although points deduction for forgetting to put an FTM somewhere.

Honestly man, that commentator was taking the piss at the end. What chances did Huddersfield have? Embarrassing patter from whoever he was. We had a good goal chalked off as well which he forgot about. A terrible game but it should've been 2-0 to us.

We get fuck all from refs it's embarrassing now.

Hayden. (Hope he plays a blinder, but, y'knaa).