Howmanheyman

Bairn's new passport just came back. Not blue!!!!! Did billions of pounds go to waste for nothing? No 'European Union' on it so it'll have to do for now, Beryl!!! Roses are English We're now on a roll Blue passports next We're taking back control. Wibble.

Anyone been to Roma?

Good luck to the fucker, if people are stupid enough to fund that then it might as well go to a piss taker.

My away days are virtually extinct now but I concur with that assessment and take your word about Norwich as I've never been*. *Technically haven't been to Derby either as it was the baseball ground when I was last there. Cracking ground for association football games.

I turned it off at 1-0 (2-0). Think sky, like Alan Parry with us, has PERSONALLY asked Leeds to stay in the championship as the relegated teams don't float their boat and they can keep commentating on their games. Sky championship football coverage will be lost if they left the league.

They probably had a special bond with Celtic until last years pre-season game with them. Their special bond switched to Tommy Robinson. Be funny if they invited Rangers down and then it kicked off with them as well.

Beyond parody......

Was happy hour. All pizzas* £4.50 *Except for seafood pizzas, add £1.(Perez ordered one and his card's now marked, there's always one who abuses a kind gesture).

It ceased being agonising after forty years and became normal.

Once you go fat, you always think fuck that.

looks like it wasn't only weddings, Heineken rugby tournaments, WWE wrestling and late scheduling to blame for their shit crowd for their biggest game of the season*, a big reason for the low crowd was the 22,000 tickets Portsmouth must've sent back from the massive allocation I can only assume they were allocated according to 'Gipetto' on RTG...... *Not including beating our development squad, naturally.

Any fucka can score goals in the premier league though, see if he can do it on a warm night in Fleetwood?

3-0!

Cardiff 2-0 up at Man U. Norwegian Carver's at the wheel, etc, etc.

You've also missed Ashley, with a set of chebs on him, self flagellating as he walks around to the away fans, humbly apologising to them, chucking £20 notes at them and handing out a copies of a signed, legal document promising to fully back Rafa and take his shit signs off the stadium! Typical of us to miss it!

No stream so nailed on win. 2-0?

'Wa tuk Trafalga sqware ya Maggie bastad!'

“We’ve got a plan for being in League One next season, and another plan for being in the Championship,” said Methven. “The sums have all been done, and we know where we’re going to stand, both on and off the pitch. “None of us want to be in League One next season, but the truth is if that happens, it will not be a great challenge now we’ve got the club stabilised. It was a problem this season because of the issues we inherited, but they’re not there now."

Only person I've ever heard use 'wedding season' was the fish iirc?

He's a Chelsea fan BUT I BET HE SUPPORTS ISRAEL WHEN THEY PLAY ENGLAND AT CRICKET!!!* *I'm taking a guess there's not an Israeli cricket team?

Micky Hazard. Chris Waddle and Gazza being stolen, holsten pils, jammy cunts, Alan sugar, chas and Dave. Garth Crooks, their fans, Glenn hoddle, that shit song sung verrry slowwwly and I haven't even touched on the likes of dele fucking Ali. Fair play to them, like, coming back from three down but Ajax must be the Dutch Newcastle United reincarnated, the poor cunts.

"Don Stewey, I am honoured and grateful that you have invited me to the stadium...'s... seat fixing.....on the day of your stadium's seat fixing day. And I also hope your first grandchild be a masculine, MLF child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty. FTM."

I usually don't mind him as he's grown into a decent presenter but he definitely has his moments lately where you get the impression it's all for show or forced, the reaction to the Messi free kick with camel face for example which is recorded and put online. There's one or two other things as well. Generally speaking I think he does a good job.

More like two pipe cleaners with a knot in them. /Stevie