Howmanheyman

Lads, lads, they're being too nice to the minnows. That's the problem.

Both currently winning 2-0.

The 97-98 was class in comparison. (And I was very underwhelmed at that one!)

"Hehehe. The auld black book of shit hot toon contacts, handed down by me auld mentor, Alan 'wide of the mark' Oliver paying divvie, divadents, err, paying off once again. Up there for thinking, doon there for dancing, wor kid. Lol."

FFS gloomy, man!

Celebrating a goal then waiting around a couple of minutes to celebrate a refs whistle isn't the beautiful game, like. Pro's and cons.

Standard when one of their 'big 6' aren't playing. I'm surprised they don't start the show with an apology to their viewers that they have a Quota they must adhere to for live games for the rest of the also-rans.

They'd rather have Simon Grayson err, Chris Coleman I mean Jack Ross* than Rafa. *I'm hearing reports of a 'Jack Dross' at the minute. Stand by for latest new 'Che Guevara' manager who is DEFINITELY better than Benitez.

He's been busy at graft.

I can't remember that tbh and I was at the game! It's weird what sticks and what doesn't. My main memory of that game is Gordon Armstrong* running past the benches goading them after 'Gabbiadooni' as Jack Charlton called him in the highlights commentary later on that day had scored. *The horrible cunt.

"DILLON, MAN!!!!!" As he missed another good chance, a common shout from that season where he never scored a goal.

Kevin Dillon, man. Useless Mackem, missed chances on a regular basis and was once sent off against us in a fight with big Peter Jackson. Also a Mackem. And useless. Was never going to go well for him, was it?

Fond memories of Molinuex tbh. A 1-0 win courtesy of Kevin Scott and a spotty Wolves fan trying to take the piss and getting absolutely fucking crucified by us all for about 10 mins before moving away from the fence virtually in tears before someone kindly threw a coin off his napper as he left. It wasn't big or clever but quite amusing when you're 16 year old. I Roilly howp this wolves fan was that spottoi fan.

Easy to mock but swap UAE for Sunderland council and Qatar for Newcastle United and, err...... I mean, a council DOES have the right to protect itself from a mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen, after all.

Is anyone keeping an eye on Quiff to make sure he's OK?

Poor cunt just came on to talk about his team.

Nee need for that kind of language.

Bottom line, you need to do better with your chances and we did have some. Still should've got a point but for a howler. It's the hope that kills you.

I blame Jim fucking beglin. 'They must be thinking it's going to be their day' not long before they score. Shocking by Dubravka.

Fingers crossed.

I really wouldn't be surprised if he paid some of the loan off but still wanted £300m. (As well as other bolt-ons).

Err.....who is the real Vanessa Ellison? Just noticed 'Guys'.

I know someone on here who's male, however they're a massive fanny. Will that do?