Howmanheyman

Their fringe players patently better than ours. Can we withdraw from the fa cup and reapply when the fat cunt somehow isn't our owner anymore?

No idea but STATS would suggest the Fish?

Joselu twice on the left from a corner showing zero technical ability and the first time setting Watford away on the counter.

There's another one.

Hayden's attempted tackles, man. Almost gave a penalty away and lucky not to be carded, (unless I've missed it early on). He's a red card walking.

He's the Glenn Roeder to Mourinho's Graeme Souness. I hope they keep him next year when the joy of losing José wears off.

Hayden and the Hos showing their technique early on.

FTM (Free Transfer Maja)

Can someone not block/ban this tedious cunt, please? I've had farts with more charisma, tbh. That was in response to t00nraider by the way.

Spot on.

Frank Brennan? I'm surprised you picked as recent a player as him. Half expected you to say Bill McCracken.

I know Roeder was captain but Jacko was as well I'm sure, if only a stand in.

We've never had as many good centre halfs at one time in my time. Colo was good for about two seasons, utterly tragic the rest of the time, Taylor had spells where you thought he looked the part but was mainly a joker, (injuries didn't help). Woodgate was class but injuries fucked him. Going back big Peter Jackson was a great captain and a proper centre half and who didn't like Roeder's shuffle? Howey was a touch of class and Albert was on another level but not necessarily from a defending view point.

In an ideal world that's not just what we look for in a striker but Mike Ashley.

That was a pen but for once Perez stays on his feet. Probably wouldn't have got it, like.

There's loads of buyers out there. But none at his price. (And possible/probable contract deals tied to him). Never selling in a million years, cash crisis or till his death. Happy new year, everyone!

Called Philippe Albert as soon as it went in. Ref's having a mare, shocker. (Commentators as well).

How good is this?

Some of the people I work with, (blancmange for brains) will never vote labour with corbyn as he's a terrorist sympathiser and they're leave voters, (or didn't vote but if had've it would've been leave because immigration). One likes Trump as well. Thick. As. Fuck.

'Sheff Weds Adam out of Reach as Gabrielle once nearly said on the Gallowgate if she had been there once.' ©Knight Ryder

There's a lad at work who was dubious about the sopranos because it was 'old'. (He's 29). I thought it was quite funny he thought it old, I think it's hilarious you're thinking along those lines giving your age! (He absolutely loved it and still goes on about it, btw).

I think he is a hemorrhoid in human form, personally.

I totally understand this but unfortunately, in the case of Ferdinand, he's been giving a platform to spout his shite on television with no real opponent to counter his shit. I think BT knew exactly what was coming which is why Humphrey had a bit of a go at camel features for the 'controversy' and 'debate'. Joe Cole was a Chelsea player, why the fuck was Ferdinand there? This is the trouble with sky and BT, their absolute insistence on having the same LFC/MUFC/AFC whatever, arseholes being expected to comment on a club they've no fucking interest in. (Despite being paid to!)

Watched the first two Agatha Christie ABC murders on the BBC iPlayer last night. Enjoyed it tbh, seemed pretty dark, Malkovich takes a decent part.

Ricky Gervais and the true Geordie in the same room? They're going to need some massive fucking doors to accommodate their heads.