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We desperately need a striker, Gayle has zero confidence, should've done much better twice. Tottenham TV obviously haven't shown a replay.

The stream I'm watching might as well be Tottenham TV.

It's only ten minutes in and this cunt commentating with the god awful Tony Gayle is definitely up for Spurs isn't he? Would prefer a foreign stream so I didn't have to listen to the utter rhubarb they come out with.

He'll be one of those placca celebrity fans like Zoe Ball liking Man U, Liam Gallagher being mad for man city, Rod Stewart loving Celtic and CT being crazy about NUFC.

He had no previous ticket history. He might've been a Mag.

This is starting to look a bit 'gold' this takeover/giveaway.

M L fucking F M L fucking F I know he is, I'm sure he is He's M L fucking F F T fucking M F T fucking M I've seen his badge, eys a real cush gadge, F T fucking M Have you ever seen a Mag in Kiev? Have you ever seen a Mag in Kiev? Apart from 1997 and 2002 Have you ever seen a Mag in Kiev? The Doc is upping the meds The Doc is upping the meds I'm schizophrenic and so am I The Doc is upping the meds.

Had a look over there after reading howay's posts. Please, RTG, never, ever change. I've said it before, but a shrink would have a fucking field day on there studying their 'Mag' paranoia, similar to that paleontologist finding himself in Jurassic park. They wouldn't know where to start.

I've said it before, an exchange with another supporter by a Newcastle United fan may or may not bring up Sunderland, probably not in ordinary circumstances, if the shoes on the other foot no fucking way are they not trying to get an anti nufc conversation out of the other fan..... 'Orwight, mate? QPR fan here, Geordie is it?' 'Fuck off am a Sunderland supporter! Geordie? Fucking hate the cunts, marra. What about you? You must fucking hate the bastards, al the country does!' 'Yeah, mate, get sick of hearing about them, think they're a bigger......Fuck me! What the fuck you doing?! You fackin' trying to suck my cock, squire?' '(Nom nom, slurp), QPR, (slurp), proper club. (Nom nom), Dinna cum in me mouth though, marra. It'll put iz off me fostaz. How much do you hate the mags, marra? You nearly there, yet?'

This is what I miss about away days. The young knackers throwing beer around concourses and singing shit, non-nufc songs? Not so much.

It's a shame to see Stoke go down, mind, what with their iconic kit, famous old players, and their beautifully named, contemporary stadium the 'bet365'. Something appears to have gotten in my eye.

Fuck it, Tony Gayle is the final straw. Garden it is.

Should be 3-0 down, looking very lethargic. I knew I should've stayed in the garden. And 2-0 now. Fucking woeful.

Manquillo.

Perez having one of those games by the looks of it. Not convinced by our back ups either. We're desperate for a few upgrades otherwise next season is going to be painful.

What is it with shitty little southern clubs having Gareth from admin and Josh from accounts banging a drum as they're zany ultras?

Early on but we look inept with no shape or clue. We look like a team with a few changes.

Just had a look at the top of the 4th division. Looks like next year the mackems are definitely playing Accrington Stanley, Luton Town and Wycombe Wanderers with potentially one of four from.... Exeter City (St. James' park) Coventry City (Jimmy Hill) Notts County (Mags, Nolan and big Shola) Lincoln City So overall some games to keep them interested, especially amongst the play off contenders.

Read this thread and if you don't laugh you're dead from the neck up....

Spotted this on @Tom's twitter feed..... Errr......

Give it a year and you'll have that daft cunt on YouTube, mad mackem or whatever he's called sipping a beer before furiously singing/shouting a Bowie remix of starman..... 'There's a CONMAN At the stadium of light He said he'd come to save us But he's full of fucking shite There's a CONMAN He's worse than Elis Short He's told us not to blow it Cos he knows it not worthwhile He told me Let the mackems lose it Let the mackems lose it Let all the magpies boogie!'

Had a look on there and there just has to be a load of Newcastle fans on there taking the piss because the only other conclusion is there is a fair few who are borderline unhinged. WTF is the 'I'm in the mood to chat with some Mags' thread about? Anyway, when they call the Sunderland Echo a 'mag rag' you know the lunatics have truly taken over the asylum. P.S. Looking forward to seeing a t shirt or an avatar with Marlon Brando/Godfather photoshopped with 'the Don'. Even funnier when they realise they've got fucking Boycie as an owner rather than an international cabal of MLFs with more money than sense.

Aye, well done! The amount of communities that have never recovered from Thatcher's ideology but some 30 something Tory knacker from the Midlands thinks it's a hoot. Very disheartening to think that the future of my region is usually decided by places like the Midlands if you're anything to go by. Any chance you can support someone else?