Howmanheyman

Think @Meenzer mentioned all the world cup documentaries that's on the history channel at the minute some of which are getting recorded plus there's a premier 100 club shows featuring everyone from Kane to Rooney, from Dwight York to Emile Heskey through to Ryan Giggs, Stevie G and Fowler, (You get the drift.) Some of the PL 100 shows are repeated. Anyway, I went through the schedule to find Shearer, I obviously started from today and saw the likes of Peter Crouch etc and saw multi repeats of these players shows every day and night. Eventually got to the show about Shearer which is on next Sat. At 6am.

'Business as usual' with a dash of 'taking back control' on your shit sandwich, sir?

We're debt free and the new manager looks like he maynes biznuss anarrl with his ams fuldad like Sean Connery, marra.

The John Barnes bit, btw.

I've never danced with a long coat on so maybe I was defined by knocking one or two off the wrist to his backing dancers?

I don't think we stop enough to consider the fact that actual adults reckon it's perfectly normal to describe people as 'lads fans' or more often than not, 'massive lad's fans'. But, there you go, there's Sunderland for you.

Good luck!

@Howay

It's a complete load of bollocks, mind. We had school discos the odd year but nothing like this now. I blame high school musical and all the American films. Also blame businesses stirring it up to make a killing. Give it a few more years and they'll be selling kevlar jackets to some, heavy machine guns to others for that unique 'high school USA' experience.

Aye, MFs lesbian steering might be an option.

This Americanised prom bollocks can fuck right off and beware any of you with daughters who haven't hit that age yet, I've another one three years younger. By then they'll probably have some added on more expensive bollocks to supplement the night the exploitative cunts.

The wife has just spent £375 of her own money on a 'prom' dress for the eldest daughter. £65 for it to be altered by a Turkish tailor and more money on shoes and a bag. I'm fucking speechless.

Think most on here have read it and I agree it's a great read. I held off reading it as I didn't want to re live it but the book was much more than that.

Wykikies definitely been on the pop tonight.

Obviously want Fulham to win but Fulham have been a real bogey team for us through the years, mind.

Just about every game you'll sometimes craic on with an away fan in a bar. No arselicking, no calling them and no mention of Sunderland. Flip that situation and it would be 'We fucking hate Newcastle, mate. Newcastle eh? Deluded fuckers, I bet you hate them too, marra? Who do they think they are? They think they're bigger than you, marra. You're a much bigger club. Can we be mates, please? Cheers, marra. FTM.'

Not like the mackems to go on about 'everyone' hating NUFC but having a real glowing admiration and huge respect for Sunderland. They're so fucking needy it's untrue.

They offered to do the same to me however I insisted on a like for like replacement but they didn't seem too keen putting two balls of steel in my velvety sack of love. Anyway, hope it goes well.

It really now is the equivalent of them just sticking their fingers in their ears and shouting 'international consortium' and 'debt free' endlessly.

That's not how RTG see it. Which is fucking brilliant to see. Despite it looking extremely dodgy even from Boycies own words on the deal they still can't seem to see any warning signs at all. No flashing red lights, no Spiv klaxon sirens going, fucking Nada. No, marra, because unlike us they're DEBT FREE and we just can't take it.

Never heard of him. Or his silly hat.

What's happening with the keeper? Is it a case of Charnley can only do one thing at a time as he's basically on his own after Ashley got rid of a lot of staff on his 1st amazing relegation or is it just a case of penaz trying to save the club a few weeks wages by signing him late on? Either depressingly plausible.