Howmanheyman

A tennis players mother. Another one on Wyki's list.

There'll be a happy donkey tonight. Sorry to hear that mate.

They're relieved as well.

I was about to post something similar. Seeing some of those players including slightly forgotten ones like Belanov (some strike on that bloke), you see the greats, you see King Kev then your eye finally notices that little winnit.

Gentleman.

Donkey: "Look, that's lovely Wyki but I only wanted a carrot." Wyki: "nom nom, slurp......I'll have a tab.....slurp......when I'm done.....slurp.....and I'll..... Nom nom.....get you a carrot then."

Murphy's parents blatantly part of a consortium in talks to buy NUFC.

I had an interview for another job in October. Was told in the interview that circumstances had changed and that the job wouldn't be available till January and was I still interested? I said it wasn't a problem and after the interview she said she'd be in touch the following week. If a weeks a long time in politics then they never want to live through an interview 'week' as I'm still waiting to hear from them.

Don't remember seeing that.

Pickford getting the rave on as we speak.

The chronicle is fucking desperate but the Sunderland echo is another level of shit altogether.

Joselu: "Eeeeeeee-orrrrrrrr!"

Also starting to get a bit pissed off with our shots from free kicks. Laurent Robert-esque they certainly ain't.

He's been very average other than one game it has to be said.

It's not all down to him of course but seeing manquillo start you know it's not looking too promising.

It's been coming. We're fucking shit up front, have been caught loads of times on the counter. We go one down we're basically fucked.

Other than the zabaletta block, Rondon's not getting into the positions Perez has, he just can't finish. There's only one goal in it but we're not the best at turning a deficit around are we?

Manquillo's pass there......

Half mannequin, half armadillo, 100% Manquillo.

The passing is getting worse.

We've done ok but fuck me, some suicidal passes and Perez couldn't finish his breakfast when he's got some time to think about it. They'll finish one of these chances we're giving them, not as confident we will.

'Sorry boys, 2-0 to the old 'appy 'ammers. If we can win a world cup we can beat some norvin monkeys.'

Was thinking the same. Is it always like this on a Monday where they talk about the weekend's games and ignore their own televised match? No way would this happen if it was Man U, Liverpool etc playing.

It's fucking bollocks isn't it? I should be used to voting for things I think will benefit most of my friends, family and region only for some dopey cunts to put a spanner in the works by voting the opposite way. Always seem to get lumbered with the shit you didn't vote for or want.