Howmanheyman

When goals can't be properly celebrated then the games fucked. Wrong decisions have been around since the game started in the 19th century. We managed just about.

Var is shite, correct decisions or not.

Phil Neville is hemorrhoids if they took on human form.

He's been knighted by the looks of it. 'Arise, Sir Cunt' Yep, there's your honours system in a nutshell.

On an unrelated note, the missus asked her cousin who was finishing a minor fix the other day about a job you'd probably get a roofer for despite me telling her it wasn't a sparkey's job the week before. Wife: (explains job). Wife's sparkey cousin: "To be honest you'd probably want a roofer for that." Me:

I can't stand the day after I've been out and been pissed at times. Not even bollocksed pissed just pissed. Nobody seems to say 'you were mortal' as they're usually the same. I do sometimes recall some dubious patter and cringe although I never run over the gold plated craic that happens so maybe I'm being harsh on myself.

I once had too much and went to some shite titty club and had a private dance where gropes were had and other such grubby goings on when I was mortal. I panicked like fuck and asked for help on a nufc forum. Oh, shit, that was someone else, wasn't it, MF?

Now and then, but know it isn't happening. I more plan to cut down which I do every now and then.

The BBC have been fucking diabolical for a good while with shit like this.

Rapper, pissheed, swordsman AND a painter, painting of Putin dressed as a Cossack as well as one of Colonel Gaddafi because well, fuck knows?

There may be choppy waters ahead But while there's pizza, in Boldon, And thirty two inch pants.... Let's face the brexit, And dance.

The Cossack kid was fucking mental.

Didn't have bricks, used 'just eat' instead.

Cars flying flags during international tournaments.....

See HR for a form if they have it. They have to respond.

Always.

I think she's making him a bacon sarnie and he's going to eat it on holiday in Mallorca?

Let's hope so because Fulham's always been a bit of a bogey side for us.

Completely agree, it got past the stage of working him out years ago. We're a semi-professional premier league club till the club finally escapes his grip and I can't see it happening at the minute other than his death or a colossal financial catastrophe on his part. My ST has went up £100 and at the minute I'm not even sure I'll renew especially when I need to personally go up and maybe shift seats. Five relegations in our 130 odd year history and two are down to him in less than a decade and probably another one in the near future if he's still here. He got Rafa gift wrapped but it means Jack Shit to him other than a potential ball ache from Rafa wanting things and a bonus of him adding value to the club. The bloke's fucking poison at the end of the day.

Hope we don't need the points to stay up on that day as we'll be fucked.

Andrew: "yah, a few of us in East Lancashire small town amateur dramatics society have managed to blag a fan venue, totally thrilled!" Toontastic: " Having any English tapas in the intervals, Andrew?" Andrew: "Fuck off! Not having any of that shiiii.....(Fish joins thread)....err, I mean I don't think we'll bother so much with any food, tbh."

(But, obviously, 'the state of you lot', cough, ahem).

25p or a part in your new play. I'm easy.