Howmanheyman

Shots fired, eh?

Ah, thought I hadn't seen this kid for a while? Attaching himself to Almiron, coming over to the toon, getting his pipe well and truly serviced on twitter by some of our sershul media fans. He reminds me of Aled Jones new album, 'What am I going to do now my bollocks have dropped?' (but swap 'bollocks' for 'miggy').

"Fucking tell iz about it, wor kid! Times that by a thousand an aahl when you're the main source of information for black and white thirsty punters who like Depeche mode virtually said on top of the pops in the 80's once, they just can't get enough. This is where Alan Oliver's little black book of contacts for retro pieces comes into it's own, like. Ah'd be fucked if ah lost it."

Cilla in that video would've been about the same age as Kylie was here.... All night long indeed!

https://bsky.app/profile/leehealey.bsky.social/post/3lcxlf6en6s26

No harm to 'jonty' but it would be great if any of these interviews with our old players were done by someone who was actually there to see them and knew all the context and nuances of what was happening instead of someone just banging out the word 'entertainers',* or whatever? *The entertainers was just a sky advert for the Cole/Beardsley side.

@Monkeys Fistfollowing the bloke out of the industrial estate....

🎶 Because of you, These things I do Because of you 🎵

Maybe the Christian CB doth protest too much?

I don't know who comes out of this the worst, Man U/Ratcliffe or Ashworth? What do you reckon la chica Mexicana?

Not just at the back. Similar to the all at sea approach in the second half v West Ham. Concerning.

First half played well but defensive fuck ups kill us, second half a ragged mess but still defensive fuck ups. Some work to do because that's just not good enough I'm afraid.

We look ragged, different team to the first half which isn't good when you're chasing a goal. We should be hanging on for a win by ased on the first half. I hope Howe lets them know about the defensive fuck ups we've had as a team today.

Ekuko and pal genuinely buzzing Brentford haven't conceded a quick equaliser this time.

Defensively we're looking so powder puff. Three goals should be enough to win this, it'll only get us a point at the minute.

Commentators willing them not to concede.

Here you go lads, fill yer boots. Do we we want to win? Three absolute gifts.

Murphy's shot.

Effan ekuku is getting on my tits the boring cunt.