Howmanheyman

Taylor or Glendenning?

You can tell the season is upon us.

SSN platforming Seb Coe platforming Man U getting a 100,000 stadium. Here fuck off, man. I wonder if they mentioned the £40m write off to avoid PSR which nobody else came remotely close to getting? Might as well call it MUTV.

"Eeeeee-Orrrrrrrr!"

Vich acshent didshu ushe?

Farage did you say?

Dave's lass hitting ewerk the builder before laying into Dave.....

Ewerk:

I'll stay out of this one.

Let's hope there's a few other prominent, internet RW cunts who join her.

"I have nothing to give to you yet, dearest, loyal punters. Stick in. Ryder and out."

There you go.

Looks like a canny kid you'd like to have a pint with.

I'm not bothering as I don't understand the rules but I think I would've called my team 'Kim's panties' from the Ronny Gill's Eldon Square league.

"It's ok he can play 'mammies and daddies' with his cellmate and suck mammy's cock."

Mind, if it was one of the hardmen from rtg I'd have been off like a shot, I haven't got a death wish after all. The bairn would've had to cope by herself, fuck that!

He was fighting the Persian immortals plus hundreds of thousands of others. I'd be taking on half pissed Gazza bad breath and his mate, josh 'couldn't put the cat out' Slobb so I'll have been alright.

I was prepared to go down and stand in their doorway as if the doorway was the small pass at Thermopylae and I was Leonidas and kick the fuck out of anyone trying to harm the young lasses in there but I'll not bother now. (Lucky escape for the slack jawed divvies if they even thought about it iyam).

If it's happening now where's the videos? It would be all over social media. Not a fucking peep. And if it is going to happen, perish the thought, where's the evidence for it? Just 'hearing this, hearing that.'

It's bollocks yet some of the ones suggesting it's happening or about to happen are DYING for it to be true. You can tell.