Howmanheyman

You'll be lucky if they sell in their hundreds, man troops.

At least I just put a pic up when I'm mortal, tbf.

Completely agree regarding Hayden btw. Seems a lovely kid etc but I inwardly groan when he comes off the bench or starts. Definitely not PL level from his time here so far.

Actually, on reflection I'd downgrade it to 'good'.

Stop talking CT down!

Part of the package I'd imagine. I can see them offering a bigger advert space for a few grand more.

"Ah'm not a puff, but if ah was it would be the Ronny Gill, Journal or the Sunday Sun goes up my jacksey as ah like to keep it local."

I just don't see it, tbh. No doubt he's a talented kid, bell end or not, but there's been players you feel it's been a privilege to watch and he has never had me feeling anything like that.

All the years there's been superstars in football, neymar has to be up there with the worst of the lot. Maybe I haven't seen as much of him as some so am underestimating him but when you think back to the likes of Ronaldo, Romario, Zidane etc this kid isn't even remotely in their bracket.

Goonies, = watched. Shite. Karate Kid, = watched. Shite. Rambo, = watched, ok at the time. Flight of the Navigator, = never seen it. Labyrinth, = saw a bit of it. Utter shite. Princess Bride, = Saw a bit of it, lasses film tbh. Indiana Jones, = watched Raiders of the lost ark, excellent, temple of doom not quite as good as the first but still canny enough. Willow, = what? ET, = watched. Very good. Ghostbusters, = watched. Canny enough at the time. Wouldn't have aged well. Gremlins, = watched. Average at best. Masters of the Universe. = Are you for fucking real?

Plus the same cheap club crest patch and cheapy material no doubt. Bah! Humbug!

The colours are great etc but the sponsor looks shit enough without making it gold coloured, (why not white or 'ecru' or whatever the colour was for the original grandad collar was?) Also, it smacks a bit of a populist move after what's looking like it's going to be a very underwhelming transfer window, Rafa's last season and the ST deadline being extended. I almost feel sorry for whatever is left of the staff at the club trying to get some positive news out of NUFC when fucking jabba's the owner.

Knob. All that American 80s shite you watched has clearly addled your nut.

He is a man Who will fight for your honour.

We are. For now.

When I hear a conservative moaning about 'red tape' I always think they're actually moaning about businesses not being able to have an absolute free reign to do whatever they like at the expense of the greater good of people's lives. Tbf they've been chipping away at it for years bit by bit. Imagine a return to a foreman going out the factory gates to pick a couple of men out of a handful waiting for a days work in the shipyards? In 2018 change that scenario to a factory and the men sitting in the house waiting for a text from an agency and they're getting there.

Nice one. Nice one, Sunderland.

Hope you pull through.

I wouldn't trust most of them with anything sharper than a crayon tbh. You can almost guarantee at least one of the ones who actually turn up will hurt themselves and put a claim in.

Godda no respect!

I think it's on Netflix.

Looney Tony: "Hey! Monkey fist! Vaffanculo already!"

Were you hurt? Maybe put the videos away next time?

As Alan Oliver should've said, reports of me being a fanny magnet were 'wide of the mark'.