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He could've been a Don.

I can well imagine, joking aside. Luckily I'm not affected by the virus but I'm not as exposed to it as most.

"Again with the 'Boris'! Oy! vey!"

How anyone could even contemplate voting conservative who doesn't have some real vested interest blows my fucking mind, to be quite honest. Not keen on Corbyn? It's like having the choice of either going in the ring v the Boston strangler or taking on a US gun freak, armed with his heavy duty arsenal and deciding to take your chances against the gun nut bare handed instead.

Was at that game with my Dad. Top of the league, lovely day, great win, world class players in Beardsley and Waddle. All was well in the world.

'Do you ken Hughie Gallacher? The wee Scots lad. The best centre forward, Newcastle ever had.' .....is the only song/chant I've heard of. (Not bad considering he played for us in the nineteen twenties. How many songs will Newcastle fans in 2068 know about Loic Remy or Craig Bellamy?)

Down with that sort of thing. (Racism. Not calling that plank, Campbell. He can fuck off).

I now know how SETI feel on their forlorn search for any kind of intelligence out there in space.

I give Souness some stick but really pleased for him not being the biggest bell end on sky today. I've only heard a couple of sentences from him but that's enough, not just his words he even sits like an arrogant cunt. He's also a tory. Ladies and gentleman, Sol Campbell. Making Souness and Mourinho look almost humble. Wow.

3-2, an 80th min goal. Cheer up Everton, you can be happy but try and keep it up till the end and enjoy yourselves, lads.

Fancy watching the Rome derby but it's on at the same time as Spurs v Arsenal which I fancy watching as well. Meanwhile I'm bored to tears watching Everton v Wolves in a typically shit atmosphere at Goodison. They're a queer lot Everton, they're on the edge of starting to moan which is their default stance and the only reason they're not is because they're currently winning narrowly. Unless they're playing one of the top sides they just don't want to know as a crowd. Like I say, a strange bunch. Oops! 2-2! A chance for them to really start the boos going, that's such a relief for them.

Wtf was the keeper doing?

Finished watching it last night. Enjoyed it, it was canny enough.

For their sakes they're going to have to hope this takeover turns out well.

Could've had a freebie today but I looked at it objectively and knocked it back.

Aye, they reckon the atmosphere hasn't been quite the same since those fans with beer lubricated tonsils have been replaced by fans with strepsils lubricated tonsils instead.

1-1 final score. We're down this year, (barring a Jan signing hitting the ground running). Will there be three worse sides? Not shitting the bed it's just the absolute vibes I'm getting.

44,157 official attendance. (Not including no-show ST fans).

2-0 down at Peterborough apparently but the big news from London Road is.....

Philippe AlSchar.

Sky's pundits, in fact a lot of them elsewhere, are just talkers of pure rhubarb. It's just quite funny how some of the younger football fans wank over 'Carra' and 'GNev'.

Really didn't fancy us today, (Deulofeu not starting helps us imo), but fuck me. They look iffy at the back but I'll be surprised if we win this now. Last week doesn't convince me that we're in anything other than big trouble this year. Seems a few empty seats fwiw. Hope I'm wrong obviously.

Can never understand the fascination with their views particularly regarding NUFC.

Getting beat by Watford is a knocking bet. It's the most NUFC thing to do.

Surprised we got to pens but textbook NUFC from there on. If there's an English club with a worse penalty shootout record than us I'd like to know who they are. Shelvey missing that all day long and didn't fancy Hayden either. It stands out a mile in their walk up. Standard Ashley cup tie.