Howmanheyman

Beyond parody......

Was happy hour. All pizzas* £4.50 *Except for seafood pizzas, add £1.(Perez ordered one and his card's now marked, there's always one who abuses a kind gesture).

It ceased being agonising after forty years and became normal.

Once you go fat, you always think fuck that.

looks like it wasn't only weddings, Heineken rugby tournaments, WWE wrestling and late scheduling to blame for their shit crowd for their biggest game of the season*, a big reason for the low crowd was the 22,000 tickets Portsmouth must've sent back from the massive allocation I can only assume they were allocated according to 'Gipetto' on RTG...... *Not including beating our development squad, naturally.

Any fucka can score goals in the premier league though, see if he can do it on a warm night in Fleetwood?

3-0!

Cardiff 2-0 up at Man U. Norwegian Carver's at the wheel, etc, etc.

You've also missed Ashley, with a set of chebs on him, self flagellating as he walks around to the away fans, humbly apologising to them, chucking £20 notes at them and handing out a copies of a signed, legal document promising to fully back Rafa and take his shit signs off the stadium! Typical of us to miss it!

No stream so nailed on win. 2-0?

'Wa tuk Trafalga sqware ya Maggie bastad!'

“We’ve got a plan for being in League One next season, and another plan for being in the Championship,” said Methven. “The sums have all been done, and we know where we’re going to stand, both on and off the pitch. “None of us want to be in League One next season, but the truth is if that happens, it will not be a great challenge now we’ve got the club stabilised. It was a problem this season because of the issues we inherited, but they’re not there now."

Only person I've ever heard use 'wedding season' was the fish iirc?

He's a Chelsea fan BUT I BET HE SUPPORTS ISRAEL WHEN THEY PLAY ENGLAND AT CRICKET!!!* *I'm taking a guess there's not an Israeli cricket team?

Micky Hazard. Chris Waddle and Gazza being stolen, holsten pils, jammy cunts, Alan sugar, chas and Dave. Garth Crooks, their fans, Glenn hoddle, that shit song sung verrry slowwwly and I haven't even touched on the likes of dele fucking Ali. Fair play to them, like, coming back from three down but Ajax must be the Dutch Newcastle United reincarnated, the poor cunts.

"Don Stewey, I am honoured and grateful that you have invited me to the stadium...'s... seat fixing.....on the day of your stadium's seat fixing day. And I also hope your first grandchild be a masculine, MLF child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty. FTM."

I usually don't mind him as he's grown into a decent presenter but he definitely has his moments lately where you get the impression it's all for show or forced, the reaction to the Messi free kick with camel face for example which is recorded and put online. There's one or two other things as well. Generally speaking I think he does a good job.

More like two pipe cleaners with a knot in them. /Stevie

Fuck. That.

Watched half of Barry Lyndon on Fri. I'll have to watch the rest as I quite enjoyed it. Never fancied La La land so I guess I'll not be watching that anytime soon.

Had my honeymoon in Gran Canaria. We we really enjoyed it at the time but I'm not sure I'd fancy going back plus like a lot of places from Newcastle, the flight times are shit I believe.

'Superhero film/moving picture show you most recently watched' tbh.

Haven't had a holiday since 2016 as I've never got enough money for a decent hol and I don't like 'cheap' holidays as they're shit value. Probably get somewhere in 2020 or 2021.

I bought an adidas 1982 Northern Ireland shirt from them when they had an offer on. Was lush, a great fit everywhere but the sleeves which were tight as fuck and rode up my arm. Once had another snide adidas effort I also got cheap which had exactly the same fault. (West Germany 1986). Both sold on. That looks great too but you can tell the sleeves are shit just from that pic. Shame as they get everything else right.