Howmanheyman

28 years since Liverpool last won the title. If you'd said back then it would be that long it would've been very hard to believe. It's five years since Man U last won the league and I think they'll easily make it to ten.

The pundits attitude and presenter's narrative when a top 6 are getting/have got beat by a non top 6 side is unreal. Genuinely look gutted, angry and wanting to know what's going wrong? Switch it around and not one fuck is given, it's all about the glory boys being, err, glorious. Turtle shite, man, the state of Sky and BT.

And he was right!

He's howling at the moon, a la leazes mag. I don't particularly rate Pickford but he's nowhere near as shit as essembee makes out. Most haven't really mentioned him either but it's one of his strange obsessions. (Not that anyone really gives a fuck about it).

No idea why kenedy took the pen, was Ritchie on the pitch? (Missed the last ten mins).

Hayden as bad as manquillo. Probably worse.

Hoping Hayden is a better full back than he's a midfielder. Fucking scandalous we're in this situation.

Warnock's face, man. A face fitting for his patter.

Manquillo and Joselu wouldn't be in the side if Rafa had've been allowed to do some business. And do business in good time. These are there for the taking but so are we from their pov. We need to keep in the game and stretch them 2nd half hopefully with better personnel.

He'll have a great game now, of course.

13,000 there apparently, 2,000 Sheff Wed fans. Some of the pictures I've seen put that figure in the realms of fantasy. When they eventually post gates of 7,000 you'll know the match was attended by -345 people.

There's been a clause inserted into Colback's loan contract insisting that in the event of the clubs meeting he 'must be in the starting line up for Forest' and can only be substituted no earlier than the 80th minute barring injury*. *Newcastle United physio to examine injury to confirm legitimacy.

Who the fuck says 'oh my days'? 'Oh my days, Margaret! It says here that Sainsburys won't be selling the daily mail anymore. Political correctness gone mad, I tell you. "

Take a hint, Clint, fuck off.

Aye, typically boring cunt from the Midlands.

You need to spend more time away from this forum. It's for the best.

Maybe you need to stop worrying about it and perhaps you're just trying too hard? Just be yourself and act naturally and I'm sure you'll make loads of new friends on holiday.

Fuck me, this is a lad from news at ten. What chance you got when easily starstruck divvies like this lap up Johnson's phoney bullshit?

People have done this before but if you offer to take holiday entitlement they'll refuse you and force to put it down as a sickie instead. One lad was basically forced into taking an early pension if he didn't kick up a fuss after being peddled for that exact scenario. Cunts.

Fucking harsh, that mind. Hope all's well, strawb.

I'll write it up tomorrow and post it to the factory manager. A new mortgage is tying me to the place and a shift pattern that has me off every weekend as well as Fri. I can't be arsed to jump out of the frying pan into the fire, if I'm going to voluntary leave it would have to be something different and therein lies the problem. (otherwise I'd be gone a few years ago.) Plus I get the feeling redundancy might be on the cards in the next couple of years and the package is decent so I'd rather leave with a few grand in my pocket. Saying all that, you could always pm me any details and I'll see if it's worth looking into?

Just had a letter through the door on Saturday morning from work informing me I'll only get statuary sick pay for the next 6 months due to my sickness levels over the last 5 years. I was last off sick in November last year. I've seven days to appeal but by a coincidence am on night shift next week and am off the week after. just when things settle down a bit they start chucking their knives again. In normal circumstances they would've tried this in December or January and I'd have probably accepted it. They can fuck right off now, though. The amount of money wasted at my work on people with genuine bullshit jobs and they continually go after the shop floor, the only genuine 'producers'. Most people detest the place and they wonder why?

Hard drive fanny.

It's funny how they never, ever, ask anyone clued up about Mike Ashley's time at NUFC. Shola's either clueless about his own club, doesn't give fuck or is willfully trying to portray Ashley as a good lad. Take your pick which you prefer but I couldn't look any further down on him atm.