Howmanheyman

Default position for talksport. Nolan can fuck off, tbh. Thanks for the memories but the club's more important than your bullshit chat.

Geordie Air

"Micky, wor kid! Order iz a taxi, man! Just tell them ah'll be ootside the chinkees having a tab if they ask."

"....and then ah says, 'two Wongs don't make a White' and everyone was in stitches! Lol. After that ah ordered me usual chicken curry fried rice with chips. Wongy's sound though, loves the craic when we all pile in after a sesh for some scran. If you look at his beaming smile you might miss the tears welling up with happiness but when you're the Trinity mirror regional sports writer of the year you miss fuck all. Up here for thinking, doon there for dancing! Laters."

He's just stated that the club didn't share his vision and ambition. How much actual detail he could come out with may be limited by his contract.

I fucking hope they're all paid actors* and not fans. *Obviously Moncur is paid by the club.

20 seconds more than I attempted.

Never heard of the cunt.

Imagine Johnny on sky sports having this platform and being allowed to give these views? (No, neither can I). I'd also add his NUFC knowledge is a lot better than Jamie Redknaap, Rio Ferdinand or Dennis Wise. (Also kudos to him and the presenter for remembering the club's actual name rather than just being 'Noocarsuwl').

'Heatproof charvas' David Attenborough could do a voiceover on both and describe how both species of charva differentiate from their close relative.

Fuck. That.

A cool dude like moi?

Sun's out and driving through Chillingham Road I saw my first sunshine charva of this summer bouncing along with his lass in finest tracka bottoms and no shirt. Skinny, (natch), with shaved back and sides and mop of hair on the top with shit tattoos and a spotty back.

If this was a Sunderland forum and you'd offered them the same sympathy you'd have saliva all over your cock at this point.

Never mind that shit, here's the real big news about Rafa..... .....he was invited to have a chat with the true Geordie!

Hard work but unreal the sheer scale of the ruins.

Just got back home from Roma and this is what I see turning the WiFi on in the house. Fuck you Michael Ashley, fuck you very much. Can't wait for the inevitable excuses why the club couldn't get sold and a 'we need to rally behind the club' from Moncur or someone like Shola when Terry Fuckwit is managing the team on a six year contract. Football genius strikes again.

100% convinced...... ......that you were breathing heavily through your mouth when you typed that.

I wouldn't even pay a tenner for some of our shirts from the last decade tbh.

Fish would've been crucified for less, tbh.

Alex, don't worry about it. But can I be the first to say 'you absolute tit'?

"MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!" Ok, Alan, if you insist..... .....YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A SHIT LERCAL DJ AND YOU'VE DONE WAY BETTER THAN YOUR PATTER WARRANTED!!!!..... ....But at least you chuckled at Doris who told you how long it took to get the shops and who she used to bump into whilst no doubt groaning to yourself that you couldn't cut her call. Cheers, Ginge, it's been reeeaally interesting. Don't let the door hit your arse as you eventually fuck off. Bye! Yours, A fan.

Anyone else reading it as ninety woin 92 in a strange brummie/Southern Irish accent?