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(Roger Tames voice) 'Shades of Riviere there from the Brazilian.'

Almost one and a half games in and it looks like no fucker has a clue what's going on. If only we had a manager who relentlessly coached and drilled them and had a plan all week?

The daughter's boyfriend is going to his first away game today. Poor cunt.

Ex-Norwich player is Brucey. He always looks out for their results just like all the other clubs he's been at as well as looking out for his boyhood club. He has a reminder on his phone for all of them.

You know that knob who did the championship games for sky? Didn't like us much? Prutton? Do they have a similar journeyman for league one? "And as usual we're joined by ex- Wycombe and Bradford striker Billy Arkwright. Billy, this is obviously the game of the season at the stadium of light today. Can you tell the viewers what players to look out for as some of them might not have a fucking clue who any of them are?"

Clash of the (Div 3) titans. And it's live.

Dinner time KO. Arsenal v Burnley. And it's live. And I'm just not arsed about it.

Aye. Shirt, tie, jacket, Steve McQueen's and slippers.

Anyway, @Gemmill, you back from....checks copious mentions in posts.....err, Zanzibar, yet? (Fish's girlfriend and J69's working for the NHS posts coming under serious threat, here mind).

Had a recorded video interview. If this is the future I'm fucked! Horrendous.

I quite like Gabby Logan as it happens, Crouch seems a decent lad as well. I'm fucked if I'll watch that, though.

As they say in Warsaw, 'tuff shitski'. Family comes 1st, 2nd 3rd and 4th. Sounds to me like your place has a lack of employees to cover which is of their own making, no doubt. Fuck'em.

There really is a cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessman who plot alongside local authorities to keep Wearside in Tyneside's economic and cultural shadow.

Didn't hear a lot of 'getting behind the team' from what I saw of the game.

Everton must have one of the biggest weirdo online presence in the PL iyam. It's very similar to the online mackem MO and I reckon the underlying reasons are the same. Bizarre.

Why the fuck would anyone venture into the town on a Sunday afternoon to start drinking if you weren't going to the game? (Unless it was a lovely day and you were off on the Monday or something?)

I could see Mike Hooper in it, tbf.

I don't think you know what blob means?

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Maybe it's my general weariness and surrender to Ashley but I just couldn't give a fuck atm about this kid and Joe Linton. In fact I fear the worst as I reckon it'll not work out and we'll have three individuals with at least two not putting in the required graft and it being all Cabella/Thauvin again. Imagine if they had've let Rafa judge what the team/squad needed? (Amazing concept, I understand).

Breaking: Northumbria police release picture of suspected peeping tom loitering in the bushes in Benton near the NUFC training ground..... "The lengths ah go to for me loyal puntaz! Lol."

I ditched Netflix so hope it's true. Mackem one: "Am torn, marra, wa fuckan shite and it's ganna show wa fuckan pramoshin up and mackin tits of waselves at Wembley twice, but ah still cannat wayat for Netflix and that mint song and ahl the new MLF's ahl owa the werld who'll can't help falling in love with us, Sunlin...Sunlin!" Mackem Two: "Netflix have pulled it, marra." Mackem One: "Am fuckan glad, marra. Something the Mags would be on, not a classy club. It'll be the fuckan magedia tryna mak us look stewpid. FTM."

Never heard of them and I'm just round the corner.