Howmanheyman

Fuck off, man!

He was never giving anything other than a foul was he?

Apathy well and truly set in down the road. Not the fact that there was 7k there today but the fact our NUFC match thread is beating their NUFC match thread. Worrying times.

Get in! Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the front three start giving up their seats in the canteen when the lads at the back walk in or start looking at their shoes when Brewcie starts talking about goals.

I've got a dodgy stream so I'll take your word for the deflection.

Some header that! Very well played by Yedlin directing another wayward ASM shot into the net. Just as well the defenders are scoring as the front three look absolutely shot when a chance comes around.

Couldn't finish his fucking breakfast.

Normal service resumed. Can we score more than one today? Wouldn't put money on it. Can they? They've more chance than us.

I saw the Don yesterday when I was coming out the bank in Newcastle city centre so I said "Alright, Don? How's things at Sunderland, mate?"' He said he was ok but Sunderland badly needed a lift. I said, "nee bother, marra! You're one of the biggest clubs in your division, you should still make the play-offs. Keep your chin up." Imagine my surprise when he thanked me, shook my hand and gave me a cheque for ten million quid!

The one near Byker Metro was a proper mid-80s, Eastern curtain-esque paradise.

"Mams! If you want to be impressed at Presto, get them Prestojuice! It's juice lovingly made at Presto with pride, passion and more E numbers than Einstein can handle!"

'Well, em, am obviously, em, delighted. A hope, em, al mebbe get a bit more, em, credit just like Rafa did, that's for sure, but no, am obviously delighted with the award and the team's performance. A might not be everyone's cup of tea, that's for sure, but, em, al just enjoy these crisps, sorry, awards for now."

More shit hot NUFC crack for his puntaz. Bruce gets another prestijeu, prestojuice, err, a belta award off the LMA, like.

He considers me what? Why I completely resemble that remark! I'm not a total amateur on quality but maybe a bit on price.

I'm sure I saw £700ish for that particular phone so at least it's going in the right direction.

"Broon nose? There'll be fucking claret nose rund your mush if you don't pipe doon. Fucking capiche bonny lad?"

Think I got it around 2016. Was thinking of getting the oneplus 6t or possibly the 7 but it ain't cheap! I generally pay up front as I only pay around a fiver a month for my contract. Would definitely keep it for a few years as long as it keeps working, I wouldn't be getting another if I didn't think this one may be starting to show signs of decline.

Well chaps, I reckon my oneplus 1 is just starting to show the odd sign of fatigue so I'm reluctantly looking at my wallet with a great foreboding of doom. I've loved this phone so am naturally thinking of getting a newer version but the cost is putting me off and to be frank, I know very little about the technology, ( I know some will be shocked but I assure you this is the case). Is oneplus still excellent and better value than the mainstream? Should I bite the bullet and get an iPhone? Help out a relative tech divvy, lads.

Like MF says I reckon that's a bit young in all honesty.

Aye, me and him, roughly the same age and both look about a decade younger. It's a blessing and a curse, tbh.

Try and get a shag out of it.

It was Berb from Ashington. He wants Trump to make Ashington great again.

Aye, that's right, it was Washington. Ffs what was he thinking the stupid cunt?

I know it's not Martin as he never played for Villa, just like Peter White didn't.

I can't remember that one! I do remember Sir Tory Hall wanting to share a stadium with Sunderland in Gateshead for a couple of days till he realised nobody would go.