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We're a bit lucky but Palace aren't. 'Commentator logic'.

Who the fucks this commentator? Fucking daft cunt.

Rondwrong so far. Should've done better with a couple today.

Think Man City will will win it but if I was forced to pick between the two I'd probably edge towards Liverpool, personally. (That's Man City, btw. Anyone calling them just 'City' can fuck right off, tbh.)

Tbf, she thought she was just about to have a shite when an MLF baby popped out instead.

Correct decision for offside goal but very tight so natch it's spotted. Hayden harshly penalised for a good tackle, one of theirs does the same, free kick. Nowt major, but y'knaa, there's a pattern here.

He prefers the Whitely Bay version.

Probably would, and no doubt being fine gentleman of Caledonia, they'd also appreciate the competitively (for the toon) priced ales and possibly appreciate the vintage ales still surviving in there such as 'McEwan's best scotch'.

No idea on your first two questions, mate. There isn't any real designated fans bars as majority of bars in the town will have plenty of supporters in them. Tbh, you should know a good bar when you go in depending on what you prefer. Personally prefer old proper bars to anything too hipster but whatever your preference the town will have you covered.

Cardiff City and Crystal Palace are both playing tonight but don't actually exist according to the commentators I've heard, in fact Cardiff's full name has even been erased for good measure. Meanwhile Man City are 1-0 up in bored silence v the Welsh and last I looked Tottenham were 0-0 in their new stadium v the Eagles as the commentators have sprained wrists from vigorous wanking.

Well constructed argument from three mackems where one thought they were shit and out sung by Portsmouth fans and the other two don't.....

The big games coming thick and fast now.

Ahahahahahaha! Old Walker saying, 'Man who talk shite aboot Texaco cup, end up with face like smacked arse.'

Gerrin!!

Absolute scenes here in my local.....

An amazing two year run to qualify, get all the way to Wembley in the EFL trophy and they lose a penalty shoot out. That's Sunderland for you.

As for Sunderland, can't really lose as a 'Mag'. Lose and it's happy days, they win then going to be interesting listening to them add this to their club's trophy history. Do NUFC have the intertoto down in our history records? (I would fucking hope not!)

So they've had a typical Newcastle United ref's performance then? I feel their pain.

I haven't been watching it. Hope it's as bad as possible. Not watching the mackems either in case anyone's wondering?

Oh, Neil. Where did it all go wrong?

I hate Chelsea at the best of times but.... BLUE IS THE COLOUR! CHELSEA IS OUR NAME!

A lot of rolling over going on by teams playing the likes of Cardiff. I fucking hate Chelsea at the best of times.

When sky news is more reliable than the BBC we're fucked.

Just put the BBC on and they keep panning to a few hundred leavers and now are broadcasting a speech by the knacker who owns wetherspoons and constantly gets everything wrong. Wtf is wrong with the BBC these days?

Once classy, always classy. (I'm guessing this must've been around the time they thought he was 'one of their own').