Howmanheyman

Easy for you to say.

It's worth nothing, Daveed, absolutely zippo. Fuck them.

Signing of the season: Tonali, (last year doesn't count, point to prove, will owe us etc). Top goalscorer: Isak Most assists: Bruno Biggest surprise: Burn plays CB while players are out and does excellently alongside which ever CB we sign or Schär. Plays there most of the season. Best Young player: The lad we sold to Brighton. (It's inevitable). Player of the season: Tonali PL finish: 3rd to 7th, (extremely injury dependant). Trophies?

I've never been but once met a bloke from Alabama. Having a few drinks around the pool and he told us about the trials and tribulations he had at school because of his name, he was called Hoggleswill and got absolute dogs abuse and that was just from the teachers! A few years later his younger brother was about to start school and he excitedly said, "Hoggleswill! Hoggleswill! Do you think I'm gonna like school, Hoggleswill?" Hoggleswill sighed and replied to his young sibling, "I'm not too sure you're gonna be liking it that much if I'm being honest with you, lil Chickenshit."

They said they could sort my diverticulitis with antibiotics, hopefully sort my blood pressure out but said the insanity might take some shifting if they were being totally fucking honest with me?

Met some Brizzle Rovers fans in town as we were waiting to go up to auld reekie a few years ago and of course they were playing the mackems. Asked why as if it needed asking but they were up from THURSDAY for the Saturday game as they love it up here and it's a bit of a holiday playing up here for them. I didn't ask them if they hated the mackems anaaarl as the idea of going to Sunderland for them as opposed to spending a few days here was laughable.

I've got diverticulitis again, last December I was stuck in hospital for a couple of nights on a drip but luckily this time I think I'm getting away with antibiotics at home which I'm obviously pleased about. Also have to do week of blood pressure as mine is high* and was apparently high last year. I have to wait until I'm feeling better first in case it's linked to not being well. I've ended up buying a BP unit for around £19 to save going on the GP's waiting list to borrow theirs. #GotObsessedAboutWokeCountryGotBroke #ToriesToried *Good job they didn't take my blood pressure when VAR gets all big sixy with our off field 'reviews'.

They've just managed to escape the Sunderland airshow after being stuck there for the last five years.

RTG behaviour, marra.

Cunts! (I love that juve shirt, mind).

And what, pray, are sky doing not selecting Sunderland for any of their televised games this weekend? Are they allergic to cup finals or something?

"Wait a minute there, sir! Is that a legitimate, official Macron shirt?"

"So you're telling me there's stairs, I can tap the wall but I must still have three points of contact? Gee, you think of everything."

No foreign muck in my ears!

It's shut, they've been told to go to a sister restaurant away from whatever far right rabble there was and they're ok. I feel a bit better now. There was an email sent out but they didn't see it. Honestly, you couldn't make it up.

In a fantastic example of planning the bairns have a bottomless brunch appointment right where the far right are gathered in the bigg market. I had look on twitter about an hour ago and there was about 20 of them. Hundreds of anti RW on the opposite side near the rose and crown/lowther side.

Gemmill: "Mam, my ankle is killing me, can you help me, please, mam." Mam: "If you were a real patriotic man like that nice Tommy Robinson you'd have ran it off. Go woke, ankle broke."

Taylor or Glendenning?

You can tell the season is upon us.

SSN platforming Seb Coe platforming Man U getting a 100,000 stadium. Here fuck off, man. I wonder if they mentioned the £40m write off to avoid PSR which nobody else came remotely close to getting? Might as well call it MUTV.

"Eeeeee-Orrrrrrrr!"

Vich acshent didshu ushe?

Farage did you say?