Howmanheyman

"Who knows what tomorrow brings In a town few managers survive All I know is the way I feel When it's real, I keep it alive The road is long There's magedia in our way But we drop a step every day Don take us down where we belong Where the children cry, mam and dad are high Don take us down where we belong Mags far from the league's below, where the crisp packets blow Some hang on to "used to be" Live their lives looking behind All we have is here and now All our life, out there to find The road is long There's magedia in our way But we drop down a step every day Don take us down where we belong Where the mackems cry, if the mags win on Sky Don take us down where we belong Far from the league we know, up where the clear winds blow Time goes by It's time to cry Life's you and I Alive today Don take us down where we belong Where the mackems cry, if the mags win on Sky Don take us down where we belong Far from the league we know, up where the clear winds blow Don take us down where we belong Where the teenage girls cry, when AJ touches their thigh Don take us down where we belong....."

Still in 11th place of the third division of English football but now 5 (five) points away from a play off place currently occupied by.....checks table..... Coventry City.

Nigel Pearson sitting watching Watford drawing with Palace in the Premier League must be thinking what was going on his mind when he opted for this rather than away defeats at Gillingham in the third division of English football. The mad bastard.

I know a lad who reckons he was the last one to live in and leave the Dunston rocket. Obviously he didn't realise wor Seb in the flat above him was still smoking a tab, having a can and watching the TV as he left the building thinking he was the very last one standing.

'Get Brexit done'. Is this some kind of Tory slogan? Could've swore I've heard Johnson say it the odd time?

When's the Trafalgar Square champions season on?

Funny as fuck if they have a third season in the third division. Honestly, fucking amazing how their constant new manager bounce against us papered over the cracks to the extent it was a massive false economy where they've slid down the pan like a particularly runny diarrhoea looking back up at us in the distance. Shame, real shame that.

David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?" Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up." Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?" Bing: "Rubber bum pump?" Bowie: "Rubber bum pump."

Why do they always intentionally spell things wrong like 'Jurdees' for 'Geordies', 'kernt' for 'cunt' and now 'Rafa' being 'Wafa'. Are they fucking brain-dead?

Where's the Norwich/SAFC, Man city/SAFC, Everton/SAFC half and half?

Clear and OBVIOUS mistake getting overturned is what it's there for. Been a few where this hasn't been the case. Juries still out.

RTG: Lucky Mags! MagVardia!!

I told you these were vulnerable on the counter. (Cough, ahem).

Shelvey wants loads of credit for that, mind. I'd stopped playing in my own head when the whistle went.

Var! Huh! What is it good for? A second away goal since you're asking.

These can be vulnerable from a counter attack if the Man U came is anything to go by but we've never looked like catching them at all. We're lucky they haven't scored tbh but saying that we can get them on the break but the will's got to be there to do it!

A Tory. A cunt. May his balls fester and his arse seize up.

Tory. Par for the course.

Or Peter White. One of them.

Peter Withe.

I'm on nightshift this week, Rob.

You think they're bad? You're going to blow a gasket when you get round to reading the Evening Chronicle.