Howmanheyman

I see this lad from time to time on my Twitter feed although I obviously don't follow him. Apparently he comes from Gateshead and if there's someone who looks more like Harry Enfield's Tory Boy then I've yet to see them. How the fuck do you come from Tyne & Wear and be that way inclined?

There's only one party who are all for this solution to a non existent problem which will in all likelihood benefit from it. Fucking corrupt bastards.

Just a proposal to potentially lock out a few million people from voting who just happen to be in a position where they can't afford a passport, driving license etc. So on top of working till they die, they might not have the opportunity to vote as well. Can't wait till they go the whole hog and just start aligning holiday entitlement, sick pay etc with the good ol' US of A.

Medusa with a good wig to hide the serpents.

And piling the beef on.

"It's the way I tell'm"

They asked her husband what he enjoyed most about oral sex? He said 2% the feeling, 98% the peace and quiet.

Was he not going on about that weirdo from one of Cowell's monstrosity programmes, instead?

"Hello there! Is that t'radio Aire? I know I'm getting on a bit, but ah right like that Nora Braithwaite who sometimes walks past Wiki's office. Anyway, could you dedicate a song for lass? What song? I'd like you to play...."

Just realised it's probably a parody account but it just seems so plausible.

£10. (Would've been £15 but you called us 'guys').

I'm seeing a pattern emerging with the same poster starting the thread.

This fucking thread, man!

I've never worked down a pit but I have been into Nissan and know a couple of lads who've worked there and I can only say I had a close shave I didn't end up there myself. Fuck. That.

Unfortunately it's not that straight forward. I can think of quite a few who are under 60 in some cases well under 60 who are decent enough people but have blancmange for brains when it comes to brexit and who've fell for the bollocks hook, line and sinker.

Wow! I'm absolutely touched that the 'club' want to put things straight for the fans. I didn't know they cared? I take it all back, he's not a cunt after all. (But he does think we're daft cunts).

That's where I got the gist of my previous post from! Can nobody plagiarise anything these days? FFS!

Johnson will blame the EU if brexit 'deal' doesn't get done, by law we can't leave with no deal, EU extension is vetoed by one of the EU members, parliament has to revoke to prevent disaster, election time afterwards and Johnson sweeps up the betrayal vote and doesn't have to worry about brexit which he doesn't give a fuck about but he does give a fuck about being PM and having a majority which he'll hope to do by splitting the opposition and trying to make the brexit party an irrelevance if his betrayal spiel is up to scratch and the media are 'on message'. No brexit but five more years of a Johnson Tory government. Time will tell if he eventually jettisons some of the ERG from prominence once that ship has sailed and they're no use to him. Or I might be completely wrong and be misunderstanding everything so far? If only CT was here to guide me.

Except for NUFC fans tv. They can fuck off tbh.

1st interview is the Mackem Father Ted discussing the game with the Mackem Father Dougal.

It's another thing we learned from Rafa. Credit where it's due, well played, Rafa.

Just watching sky, here. Can anyone tell me who beat Man U?