Howmanheyman

He's been very average other than one game it has to be said.

It's not all down to him of course but seeing manquillo start you know it's not looking too promising.

It's been coming. We're fucking shit up front, have been caught loads of times on the counter. We go one down we're basically fucked.

Other than the zabaletta block, Rondon's not getting into the positions Perez has, he just can't finish. There's only one goal in it but we're not the best at turning a deficit around are we?

Manquillo's pass there......

Half mannequin, half armadillo, 100% Manquillo.

The passing is getting worse.

We've done ok but fuck me, some suicidal passes and Perez couldn't finish his breakfast when he's got some time to think about it. They'll finish one of these chances we're giving them, not as confident we will.

'Sorry boys, 2-0 to the old 'appy 'ammers. If we can win a world cup we can beat some norvin monkeys.'

Was thinking the same. Is it always like this on a Monday where they talk about the weekend's games and ignore their own televised match? No way would this happen if it was Man U, Liverpool etc playing.

It's fucking bollocks isn't it? I should be used to voting for things I think will benefit most of my friends, family and region only for some dopey cunts to put a spanner in the works by voting the opposite way. Always seem to get lumbered with the shit you didn't vote for or want.

I don't particularly fancy us down there tbh. It's got 0-0, 1-0 written all over it. Prediction, 3-2 either way.

Is that because your eyesight is poor?

Monday night football after last weeks international break. Fuck off sky.

An Alice band wearing coward who got himself sent off when the going got tough. Not surprised he prefers it at Watford the BIG FUCKING JESSIE!

If there's ever a Frexit vote then Evra's definitely voting leave, isn't he?

I got one free when I got a hive thermostat installed recently. Selling the echo as it's useless and doesn't appear to work despite setting up as instructed. (To be fair, even if it worked I couldn't see much use for it).

Most like the Mexican, least like the manchild of Murrica.

Man U squad offering any cunt on in a breakdance burn off, they'll even supply the music and use grass as a rug. Big Ron will MC it.

'Feelies, feelies, nee putties in' was a phrase round our way from young lasses who didn't want their young lads taking too many liberties.

Yes? I'd no idea you'd did the same, CT. Thought you must've remembered me doing it as well seeing you mentioned the same bloke I wrote to is all. Anyway, it worked for us both it seems so all good. (Eventually).

Pretty sure I mentioned the BT business on here at the time so maybe CT recalled it?

Just read this thread, I actually emailed the bloke CT mentioned a year or so ago when he was the chief executive of BT and laid it on thick. He actually emailed back apologising and said he'd get it sorted, cue another email from an engineering manager who arranged a fix it with a request to deal with him and not Gavin if it played up again.

I saw him standing outside the odeon last night holding his phone in the air with the 'torch' switched on, poor cunt.

I once shagged his sister, Ug.