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Howmanheyman

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  1. It's another thing we learned from Rafa. Credit where it's due, well played, Rafa.
  2. Over the moon for the kid. Someone slip Mr and Mrs Longstaff some Viagra or see @TheGingerQuiff and see if he has any of that Kamagra left in his bedside drawer.
  3. If it's any consolation to him, he's still a better poster than @t00nraider2.
  4. Sky Super Sunday presenters categorically will not say Newcastle United even the once and it's been going on for years. The word itself isn't a problem as it's used scattergun like for one of their main star brands. It boils my piss and the day I shrug my shoulders at it check for a pulse.
  5. Last time we played Lincoln in the league Queen Victoria was on the throne. (Don't know if she had a shite or just a quick piss).
  6. Why don't you ask him on twitter or is he now on radio silence as things aren't going as planned and the pitch forks are out in chicken town?
  7. Their plan was to flip it after promotion last year. It failed. Pretty sure they've already cut costs as much as they can. Even with all that there's more going out than in unless there's been a recent development I've missed as they've been off the radar a bit?
  8. He's a joke as well a useless cunt. Says to all and sundry he knew what he was coming into then twists like fuck the minute it (very quickly) goes tits up. I FOR ONE NEVER SEEN THIS SHIT COMING!!!
  9. I've had the worst physical pain in my life this last 8 days or so and it's been horrendous, (getting better now). Anyway as bad as it was it was still funnier than most of your posts. I think most on here know you're probably a decent enough lad so you kind of get a free pass because maybe your humour gets lost in transatlantic translation. I suppose this is more for the Man U kid in case he thinks you're a Geordie/UK/Ire NUFC fan. (Sorry, mate but it's dire crack).
  10. The British public is largely made up of swathes of England who have, (with honourable exceptions), in my life done nothing but put hideous conservative governments into power bar the Blair years. Hard to be trusting of the little England cunts to do the right thing.
  11. He never writes! He never calls! Oy!
  12. What takeover? The cunt isn't selling unless a lunatic gives him the asking price AND let's him keep all of the benefits he already gets for his other businesses at NUFC's expense. N/A Looked immense last season when he broke through and I remember Gazza breaking through. (Different players but the impact was similar-ish). However that'se getting carried away a bit and Sean got fucked and has missed a bit of football with a bad injury. It hasn't helped making his comeback in the shambles at the minute and he's struggled a bit by the early standards he set. Understandable. A pure gimmick by a desperate 'board' and a desperate manager who knows he has a job because he's expected to do as he's told. 1992-93 season overall or possibly the season after where we finished 3rd the PL after promotion. Haven't time to go into it but if you're my age, 46, it shouldn't need saying. Dire beforehand, Keegan was the pied piper, amazing football, feel good factor, terraces, great away days, young and on the piss. Happy days. Three? You could well be in for another 26 year stretch pre-1992 when it comes to winning the league but as like then I'm sure whoever captains you will still get their hands on the odd trophy. Your consolation is our fantasy. Said from day one we're fucked and nothing has suggested I'm wrong. The club is fucked anyway while the parasite is sucking us so can't say I'm as arsed as I normally would be. Couldn't give a shiny shite. 0-3
  13. Man U v Arsenal, sky wheeling out Keane, Neville and Carragher after yesterday's total lack of interest in our game. Only trouble is by their own standards these two are fucking wank. One of the worst man U sides for years and we've got Charnley's all stars coached by Steve the beef Bruce to take them on at the weekend. Fucking typical.
  14. Look at young Tory wingnut boy here, man. FFS.
  15. And these cunt's think they're bright enough to run the country?
  16. Aye, said the same. Been there, done it and got the T-shirt for singing in defiance when getting twatted but that was different today. If you were going to sing on non stop and you're on TV why the fuck wouldn't you give Ashley grief? Fan boys will be all over social media looking for videos or praise of them singing 'who's that team?' so nice they have their priorities right.
  17. Utterly shite. Back in the 'no money we're skint because of relegation' phase of the Ashley master plan.
  18. Depends on the colour of your shirt. Hayden can be very reckless in the tackle but he clearly took the ball. The ferocity and angle fucks him.
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