Howmanheyman

Aye, Sunderland fans, stop licking 'stewwys' arse.

Aye, the frustrating fact is I think we all saw a Wolves side that were there to be beat, we should've murdered a very poor Burnley side and only just hung on. Cardiff were also there for the taking and I'm probably missing other games. We've got to run through a brick wall to get anything and even then there's no guarantee. The highs can be high when you pull it off but after a few years of being deliberately set up to fail it can just be a grind too far. The bastard has a genuinely world class manager yet would be happy to see him gone and us be a permanent cling-on club. It's soul destroying at times.

Iffy decisions all round from our players at times to yet another ref who'll never give a Newcastle man the same benefit of the doubt he'd give to one of the glamour clubs at the top. Fucking sick of watching lads who really shouldn't be anywhere near a PL game constantly getting games for us because Mike Ashley. Every game's a nail biter. Sooner the cunt fucks off and we don't have to rely on at least a quarter of our side being championship cut price bargains or loans, the better.

You know for a fact Cattermole (is he still there?) or a few other of their knackers will try and let our young'uns 'know they're there' aka fucking clattering into them.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? They reckon he sold his soul to Santa.

Not a joke but a few years ago the place I worked at was shutting down and we were all getting made redundant so the company got in some recruitment specialists to help/talk with us. Anyway there was about 8 of us from my team sat around a table and one of the younger lads was going on about not wearing a suit for an interview and then rambling on about having a bit of a break before looking for a new job but his Dad told him to start straight away whereas his mother agreed with him to take it easy. The second he shut up I piped up, "aye, they reckon Mamma used to say, take your time, young man" cue everyone laughing except for the employment lass. Trouble was a mate not long after was really struggling to keep his laughter in and so was I. We just lost it and were nearly crying and the wife's face was a fucking picture tbh. Foaming, which just made us laugh the more.

Doorbell rang last night so I get up to answer it only to be confronted by a 7ft ant who then punched me about the head, got me down and started to lace into me. Somehow I eventually managed to close the door on him and crawled into the living room bruised, battered and bloody and told wor lass what happened. She barely looked up from her phone and said, 'aye, they reckon there's a nasty bug going around'.

Only LM was ever right.

I bought it on Amazon when it came out but was a little bit pissed when I watched it. Watched it again on Thursday. It was a good show.

A tennis players mother. Another one on Wyki's list.

There'll be a happy donkey tonight. Sorry to hear that mate.

They're relieved as well.

I was about to post something similar. Seeing some of those players including slightly forgotten ones like Belanov (some strike on that bloke), you see the greats, you see King Kev then your eye finally notices that little winnit.

Gentleman.

Donkey: "Look, that's lovely Wyki but I only wanted a carrot." Wyki: "nom nom, slurp......I'll have a tab.....slurp......when I'm done.....slurp.....and I'll..... Nom nom.....get you a carrot then."

Murphy's parents blatantly part of a consortium in talks to buy NUFC.

I had an interview for another job in October. Was told in the interview that circumstances had changed and that the job wouldn't be available till January and was I still interested? I said it wasn't a problem and after the interview she said she'd be in touch the following week. If a weeks a long time in politics then they never want to live through an interview 'week' as I'm still waiting to hear from them.

Don't remember seeing that.

Pickford getting the rave on as we speak.

The chronicle is fucking desperate but the Sunderland echo is another level of shit altogether.

Joselu: "Eeeeeeee-orrrrrrrr!"

Also starting to get a bit pissed off with our shots from free kicks. Laurent Robert-esque they certainly ain't.