Howmanheyman

"Hello there! Is that t'radio Aire? I know I'm getting on a bit, but ah right like that Nora Braithwaite who sometimes walks past Wiki's office. Anyway, could you dedicate a song for lass? What song? I'd like you to play...."

Just realised it's probably a parody account but it just seems so plausible.

£10. (Would've been £15 but you called us 'guys').

I'm seeing a pattern emerging with the same poster starting the thread.

This fucking thread, man!

I've never worked down a pit but I have been into Nissan and know a couple of lads who've worked there and I can only say I had a close shave I didn't end up there myself. Fuck. That.

Unfortunately it's not that straight forward. I can think of quite a few who are under 60 in some cases well under 60 who are decent enough people but have blancmange for brains when it comes to brexit and who've fell for the bollocks hook, line and sinker.

Wow! I'm absolutely touched that the 'club' want to put things straight for the fans. I didn't know they cared? I take it all back, he's not a cunt after all. (But he does think we're daft cunts).

That's where I got the gist of my previous post from! Can nobody plagiarise anything these days? FFS!

Johnson will blame the EU if brexit 'deal' doesn't get done, by law we can't leave with no deal, EU extension is vetoed by one of the EU members, parliament has to revoke to prevent disaster, election time afterwards and Johnson sweeps up the betrayal vote and doesn't have to worry about brexit which he doesn't give a fuck about but he does give a fuck about being PM and having a majority which he'll hope to do by splitting the opposition and trying to make the brexit party an irrelevance if his betrayal spiel is up to scratch and the media are 'on message'. No brexit but five more years of a Johnson Tory government. Time will tell if he eventually jettisons some of the ERG from prominence once that ship has sailed and they're no use to him. Or I might be completely wrong and be misunderstanding everything so far? If only CT was here to guide me.

Except for NUFC fans tv. They can fuck off tbh.

1st interview is the Mackem Father Ted discussing the game with the Mackem Father Dougal.

It's another thing we learned from Rafa. Credit where it's due, well played, Rafa.

Just watching sky, here. Can anyone tell me who beat Man U?

Over the moon for the kid. Someone slip Mr and Mrs Longstaff some Viagra or see @TheGingerQuiff and see if he has any of that Kamagra left in his bedside drawer.

If it's any consolation to him, he's still a better poster than @t00nraider2.

Almiron.

Rattled.

Sky Super Sunday presenters categorically will not say Newcastle United even the once and it's been going on for years. The word itself isn't a problem as it's used scattergun like for one of their main star brands. It boils my piss and the day I shrug my shoulders at it check for a pulse.

Last time we played Lincoln in the league Queen Victoria was on the throne. (Don't know if she had a shite or just a quick piss).

Why don't you ask him on twitter or is he now on radio silence as things aren't going as planned and the pitch forks are out in chicken town?

Their plan was to flip it after promotion last year. It failed. Pretty sure they've already cut costs as much as they can. Even with all that there's more going out than in unless there's been a recent development I've missed as they've been off the radar a bit?