Howmanheyman

That's where I got the gist of my previous post from! Can nobody plagiarise anything these days? FFS!

Johnson will blame the EU if brexit 'deal' doesn't get done, by law we can't leave with no deal, EU extension is vetoed by one of the EU members, parliament has to revoke to prevent disaster, election time afterwards and Johnson sweeps up the betrayal vote and doesn't have to worry about brexit which he doesn't give a fuck about but he does give a fuck about being PM and having a majority which he'll hope to do by splitting the opposition and trying to make the brexit party an irrelevance if his betrayal spiel is up to scratch and the media are 'on message'. No brexit but five more years of a Johnson Tory government. Time will tell if he eventually jettisons some of the ERG from prominence once that ship has sailed and they're no use to him. Or I might be completely wrong and be misunderstanding everything so far? If only CT was here to guide me.

Except for NUFC fans tv. They can fuck off tbh.

1st interview is the Mackem Father Ted discussing the game with the Mackem Father Dougal.

It's another thing we learned from Rafa. Credit where it's due, well played, Rafa.

Just watching sky, here. Can anyone tell me who beat Man U?

Over the moon for the kid. Someone slip Mr and Mrs Longstaff some Viagra or see @TheGingerQuiff and see if he has any of that Kamagra left in his bedside drawer.

If it's any consolation to him, he's still a better poster than @t00nraider2.

Almiron.

Rattled.

Sky Super Sunday presenters categorically will not say Newcastle United even the once and it's been going on for years. The word itself isn't a problem as it's used scattergun like for one of their main star brands. It boils my piss and the day I shrug my shoulders at it check for a pulse.

Last time we played Lincoln in the league Queen Victoria was on the throne. (Don't know if she had a shite or just a quick piss).

Why don't you ask him on twitter or is he now on radio silence as things aren't going as planned and the pitch forks are out in chicken town?

Their plan was to flip it after promotion last year. It failed. Pretty sure they've already cut costs as much as they can. Even with all that there's more going out than in unless there's been a recent development I've missed as they've been off the radar a bit?

He's a joke as well a useless cunt. Says to all and sundry he knew what he was coming into then twists like fuck the minute it (very quickly) goes tits up. I FOR ONE NEVER SEEN THIS SHIT COMING!!!

I've had the worst physical pain in my life this last 8 days or so and it's been horrendous, (getting better now). Anyway as bad as it was it was still funnier than most of your posts. I think most on here know you're probably a decent enough lad so you kind of get a free pass because maybe your humour gets lost in transatlantic translation. I suppose this is more for the Man U kid in case he thinks you're a Geordie/UK/Ire NUFC fan. (Sorry, mate but it's dire crack).

Strewth!

The British public is largely made up of swathes of England who have, (with honourable exceptions), in my life done nothing but put hideous conservative governments into power bar the Blair years. Hard to be trusting of the little England cunts to do the right thing.

He never writes! He never calls! Oy!

What takeover? The cunt isn't selling unless a lunatic gives him the asking price AND let's him keep all of the benefits he already gets for his other businesses at NUFC's expense. N/A Looked immense last season when he broke through and I remember Gazza breaking through. (Different players but the impact was similar-ish). However that'se getting carried away a bit and Sean got fucked and has missed a bit of football with a bad injury. It hasn't helped making his comeback in the shambles at the minute and he's struggled a bit by the early standards he set. Understandable. A pure gimmick by a desperate 'board' and a desperate manager who knows he has a job because he's expected to do as he's told. 1992-93 season overall or possibly the season after where we finished 3rd the PL after promotion. Haven't time to go into it but if you're my age, 46, it shouldn't need saying. Dire beforehand, Keegan was the pied piper, amazing football, feel good factor, terraces, great away days, young and on the piss. Happy days. Three? You could well be in for another 26 year stretch pre-1992 when it comes to winning the league but as like then I'm sure whoever captains you will still get their hands on the odd trophy. Your consolation is our fantasy. Said from day one we're fucked and nothing has suggested I'm wrong. The club is fucked anyway while the parasite is sucking us so can't say I'm as arsed as I normally would be. Couldn't give a shiny shite. 0-3

Had to go for a shite at 5-2. 7-2 eh?

Some boy, him.

Man U v Arsenal, sky wheeling out Keane, Neville and Carragher after yesterday's total lack of interest in our game. Only trouble is by their own standards these two are fucking wank. One of the worst man U sides for years and we've got Charnley's all stars coached by Steve the beef Bruce to take them on at the weekend. Fucking typical.