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The mackems did something similar when a coach went to the wrong ground, can't remember now who it was?

I'd suggest shop window time for him if he doesn't want championship football and obviously the club won't be too far from that thinking with the six year deal.

He's got form....

Fucking hell! Who's the author? Rabbi Fuki Kuki-Owwooooo!?

Only for those that didn't trudge through the 80s at SJP.

Thought Man U were odds on to get at least a draw today. It's amazing how certain games can pull you out of the shit, (look at Sunderland v us!)

The tories have absolutely done a job on the BBC after years of slating it as left leaning.

It's going to take a great/lucky signing in January to keep us up as we're going down with this strike force.

I reckon 3-1 to them as well.

Definitely a twat. I'd still love to give her a good scudding, pull out, blast my Colombian Cuckoo juice all over her chest while she looks down to see I've written 'Vote Labour' with it as I shooting my bolt. She'd then look up at me wiping my cock on her expensive curtains saying, 'I preferred Suzy Dent and Carol Voderman, tbh, (sniff),' before pulling my pants up and leaving the building for a pint.

I'm picking this fucka as my Man Friday if I'm shipwrecked on an island.

I'm sure they have my interests at heart as they always have.

Nope!

Well this has wooshed me, like.

I see this lad from time to time on my Twitter feed although I obviously don't follow him. Apparently he comes from Gateshead and if there's someone who looks more like Harry Enfield's Tory Boy then I've yet to see them. How the fuck do you come from Tyne & Wear and be that way inclined?

There's only one party who are all for this solution to a non existent problem which will in all likelihood benefit from it. Fucking corrupt bastards.

Just a proposal to potentially lock out a few million people from voting who just happen to be in a position where they can't afford a passport, driving license etc. So on top of working till they die, they might not have the opportunity to vote as well. Can't wait till they go the whole hog and just start aligning holiday entitlement, sick pay etc with the good ol' US of A.

Medusa with a good wig to hide the serpents.

And piling the beef on.

"It's the way I tell'm"

They asked her husband what he enjoyed most about oral sex? He said 2% the feeling, 98% the peace and quiet.

Was he not going on about that weirdo from one of Cowell's monstrosity programmes, instead?

"Hello there! Is that t'radio Aire? I know I'm getting on a bit, but ah right like that Nora Braithwaite who sometimes walks past Wiki's office. Anyway, could you dedicate a song for lass? What song? I'd like you to play...."