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Tbf, she's not into football and did say the other week she thinks she might need new glasses.

The wife looked up at the TV last night and said, 'he's changed.' I said, 'what?' She said 'you know, him next to Shearer, what's his name again?' 'Paul Ince'. I replied. Anyway, long story short, she thought he was John Barnes. I told her Lineker was Des Lynam and still looking the part.

It sounds quite exciting and innovative. I'll not be watching it, like.

I love that he comes across as a thick cunt, we all know it, the mackems know it, yet they still get wound up by him.

When you have the Taylor tan and a Colgate smile who needs chat up lines?

it's an anti-EU protest. 😉

Traditionally Blackpool's crowds haven't really been much bigger than 4,000 though bar a few seasons. It's more that those who tagged along in the PL years and championship promotion years have gave up. (Not that I blame them).

Watching this on Polish TV. Can't understand them but the commentary far better than BT and Sky. Just talking to my daughter about NUFC, cups, famous games, seasons etc. Look at us now. Fucking pitiful. 0-1.

Adam from Silksworth will sort it once the Don passes on the agent's phone number.

Just waiting for him to clear a ball out and the commentator to say 'ave it!' Genuinely looks like a 5-a-side player and even has grey hair.

Meanwhile, in Classyville..... Wouldn't want to be that kids agent, right now!

I've mentioned the show to the missus who liked them but she's said she isn't bothered about it and I just can't bring myself to watch them as they got on my tits at the time.

Aye, I wish the North East's votes were as powerful and important in general elections as they seem to have been in brexit. 'WELL THAT'S WHAT THEY VOTED FOR!' Already an excuse to fling at us up here for a continuation of neglect that other regions/towns who also voted that way won't get as much of. Boils my piss a bit, actually.

Shaqiri always seems to look a bit simple or is it me? A European version of the daft lad from Father Ted with the I shot JR shirt. (Sean?)

Watched A Christmas Carol (1984 George C Scott version) on Christmas Eve, watched Where Eagles Dare a few days ago. Love them both even if they don't have any parts where people phase in and out of physical realms.

Against Arsenal and Man U, the failure to correctly yellow card players thus sparing them a sending off later in the game, doesn't really count as a bad decision as it's virtually part of the official laws of the game now.

Apart from the seriousness of this, (which most on here know), is it me or is she the double of Jennifer Lawrence?

That's as good a shout as any but I'm going for wrongly given pen to truly twist the knife in the wound of the one not given to us down there. That was a piss take and a half as he didn't even give a corner.

I do give a fuck but we'll get beat. What'll make it worse is we'll be in with a chance at some point and the ref will make a bad, crucial decision in their favour.

Well there was going to be an announcement before the Man U game so looking forward to that!

Happy new folks. Expecting nothing from 2019 personally other than the normal shit. Hope I'm wrong!

Harry Hill with a wig and a new jacket.

I hope Fish's bairn turns out to be a lass. It'll be for the best.

(Just finished the laughing phase as I post this).

How'd I miss this?