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Should've been five. Piss poor.

Shelvey having one of those games as well.

His crack is as bad as this game.

The second as bad as the first. Had a feeling we'd stroll into this and get a wake up call.

+1

Essembee's team of the decade; 1. A. Coward. 2. A. Coward. 3. A. Coward. 4. A. Coward. 5. A. Coward. 6. A. Coward. 7. A. Coward. 8. A. Coward. 9. A. Coward. 10. A. Coward. 11. A. Coward. Sub's: 12. Eleventh. 13. May. 14. Nineteen seventy. Manager. Fulwell End.

I'll wear the sash under my clothes when I get swore in.

I wouldn't move to Ireland as I don't intend on moving house ever again but would be tempted to get an Irish passport if it helps in any way although a problem would be Mrs HMHM not being able to get one so probably would be a waste of time.

No, you did the right thing, Gloomy. Riding a segway and taking photos at the same time isn't big or clever.

"Cool man who stand with hands in pocket all day, feel much cocky."

Sunderland 0-1 Coventry City

Anyone for English tapas?

Splitter!

I just aced it.

So, starting a sentence.

The fuck is this?

Was she as arsed about Corbyn/Labour before she started to get fucked ragged by a Russian?

'The fuck'.

Reverend Paisley, absolute hero.

What's not to like? Sure there'll be some pain on the way, Rome wasn't built in a day after all, but good 'ol Boris will get the job done, sorting out labour's mess, etc, etc, wibble.

PL's potential Mother-in-Law: (When PL is out of earshot) ....."I'm sorry....> insert current Mrs PL's name here <....but I'm afraid Robert is going to have to stop coming around for dinner with his communist ideas and rabid propaganda. I'm sure both sides have done wrong and when he shows us stuff from his phone it just upsets your Dad and the budgie. It'll be for the best." Current Mrs PL: "Oh take no notice, mum, he's just a bit northern, that's all."

Seconded.

Almiron's celebration when he finally scores.