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That was an absolute quality goal. Gayle deserves a lot of credit as does Willems. The injury situation has to go down to Bruce and his coaching team. Benitez wouldn't have had an injury crisis like this, 100%.

If you know, you know.

They say 'Gandhara' was in India.

Says Dr Gloom as he unfolds the four page pull out picture special of young George and whatever the new one's called as all the family look on lovingly at Prince George with his adoring white parents, The Duck of Death and Kate.

Well you're on, I'm still there so everyone can cancel their suicide pact. Stevie's still on as well on a different account. Never ever seen any 'paki bashing' from him but he still can't resist a pop at Everton and Leeds. He's not too impressed with one two on here taking his name in vain, mind. (I told him to come back on but he's not having it. Is he banned?)

250 million in India? Loads of civil unrest in France but Union barons always ready to cripple Britian according to the Daily Shite.

Like father, like son.

Sister Assumpta. (That's a pure guess that there's a 'Sister Assumpta' in the programme).

Here's ewerk just before he left school.....

I'm not sure exactly why I find this so funny but I do....

Nothing to see here.....

Murray not as useful now VAR has kicked in.

"Yiz are warm. First word rhymes with 'plucking', other word has three silly Bills."

It's a ****ing ******* what they actually said?

If you don't want to see what Newcastle fans were chanting look away now block Lee Ryder.

Especially for a club like we are under Ashley.

The money going out of NUFC for joelinton won't be matched by the money going into Hoffenheim. It fucking reeks.

I turned it off as he started talking. It was the right thing to do.

Knight Ryder: 5 things we learned about THAT chant and what does the BT response mean now for NUFC before a potentially badly timed replay after injuries build up for United as the pressure starts building at St. James' Park after their 3rd round tie at Rochdale of league one.

God bless the Ronny Gill.

No idea?

Fucking joke as normal on cup day. Thought we looked so comfortable at HT even I thought we'd be through no bother. There's one or three in our squad who I genuinely can't believe have ended up in the side or are somehow still here. Joelinton isn't as bad as Riviere and that's about the best thing you can say. Rochdale's manager takes credit for turning the first half chasing to being unlucky not to win. Bruce was Bruce.