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"DILLON, MAN!!!!!" As he missed another good chance, a common shout from that season where he never scored a goal.

Kevin Dillon, man. Useless Mackem, missed chances on a regular basis and was once sent off against us in a fight with big Peter Jackson. Also a Mackem. And useless. Was never going to go well for him, was it?

Fond memories of Molinuex tbh. A 1-0 win courtesy of Kevin Scott and a spotty Wolves fan trying to take the piss and getting absolutely fucking crucified by us all for about 10 mins before moving away from the fence virtually in tears before someone kindly threw a coin off his napper as he left. It wasn't big or clever but quite amusing when you're 16 year old. I Roilly howp this wolves fan was that spottoi fan.

Easy to mock but swap UAE for Sunderland council and Qatar for Newcastle United and, err...... I mean, a council DOES have the right to protect itself from a mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen, after all.

Is anyone keeping an eye on Quiff to make sure he's OK?

Poor cunt just came on to talk about his team.

Nee need for that kind of language.

Bottom line, you need to do better with your chances and we did have some. Still should've got a point but for a howler. It's the hope that kills you.

I blame Jim fucking beglin. 'They must be thinking it's going to be their day' not long before they score. Shocking by Dubravka.

Fingers crossed.

I really wouldn't be surprised if he paid some of the loan off but still wanted £300m. (As well as other bolt-ons).

Err.....who is the real Vanessa Ellison? Just noticed 'Guys'.

I know someone on here who's male, however they're a massive fanny. Will that do?

I'm at work so missed this. I suppose we got hammered?

"Ah need some transfer craic for me loyal puntaz, Kit. What ya got?" "The Almiron deal is OFF, Michael, err, I mean Lee."

That's me telt. I thought you were a Phil Collins tribute act for a second.

Their fringe players patently better than ours. Can we withdraw from the fa cup and reapply when the fat cunt somehow isn't our owner anymore?

No idea but STATS would suggest the Fish?

Joselu twice on the left from a corner showing zero technical ability and the first time setting Watford away on the counter.

There's another one.

Hayden's attempted tackles, man. Almost gave a penalty away and lucky not to be carded, (unless I've missed it early on). He's a red card walking.

He's the Glenn Roeder to Mourinho's Graeme Souness. I hope they keep him next year when the joy of losing José wears off.

Hayden and the Hos showing their technique early on.

FTM (Free Transfer Maja)