Howmanheyman

CT, man.

Genius tbh. The French think she's singing in English, the British think she's singing in some kind of French. Bravo!

Wtf is that?

"Peter Pigeon, general builder here. Over the moon at the minute, did a quick botch job on a lentil eating leftie with a bird phobia. How'd you get the job, you ask? I told him I'd get some family to move into his chimney if I didn't get the job and that sealed it to be honest, mate. He was shitting it! Anyway, turns out he sent £400 online to someone else and it only ended up in my account instead as the Herbert put my account details instead of the geezer who was supposed to get it. Happy days!"

RIP the bald eagle.

Didn't CT spell ridiculous as rediculous?

Desperate bastard.

Desperate bastards.

She needs to put out a 'come and get me' to the labour party. Or me. I'm easy.

Six toes as well?

Lots of Rafa references in their thread about laughing at us. Also seen that there's currently 44 clubs separating us and them but only 36 clubs separating them from the top non-league club, Barrow.

misery bitterness loves company.

Aye, just read it. Even one or two laughing at it tbf.

Having narrowly missed out on Nigel Pearson they now turn their focus on bringing Roy 'Keano' Keane herm. I'm sure the lure of playing mid table in the 3rd division at the stadium of blowing crisp packets once again will be far too tempting to resist for the highly decorated Irishman.

I was bored.

"Who knows what tomorrow brings In a town few managers survive All I know is the way I feel When it's real, I keep it alive The road is long There's magedia in our way But we drop a step every day Don take us down where we belong Where the children cry, mam and dad are high Don take us down where we belong Mags far from the league's below, where the crisp packets blow Some hang on to "used to be" Live their lives looking behind All we have is here and now All our life, out there to find The road is long There's magedia in our way But we drop down a step every day Don take us down where we belong Where the mackems cry, if the mags win on Sky Don take us down where we belong Far from the league we know, up where the clear winds blow Time goes by It's time to cry Life's you and I Alive today Don take us down where we belong Where the mackems cry, if the mags win on Sky Don take us down where we belong Far from the league we know, up where the clear winds blow Don take us down where we belong Where the teenage girls cry, when AJ touches their thigh Don take us down where we belong....."

Still in 11th place of the third division of English football but now 5 (five) points away from a play off place currently occupied by.....checks table..... Coventry City.

Nigel Pearson sitting watching Watford drawing with Palace in the Premier League must be thinking what was going on his mind when he opted for this rather than away defeats at Gillingham in the third division of English football. The mad bastard.

I know a lad who reckons he was the last one to live in and leave the Dunston rocket. Obviously he didn't realise wor Seb in the flat above him was still smoking a tab, having a can and watching the TV as he left the building thinking he was the very last one standing.

'Get Brexit done'. Is this some kind of Tory slogan? Could've swore I've heard Johnson say it the odd time?

When's the Trafalgar Square champions season on?

Funny as fuck if they have a third season in the third division. Honestly, fucking amazing how their constant new manager bounce against us papered over the cracks to the extent it was a massive false economy where they've slid down the pan like a particularly runny diarrhoea looking back up at us in the distance. Shame, real shame that.