Howmanheyman

I blame you fuckers for not starting a thread and leaving it to me to do it after KO. Pretty sure we've lost every time I've started them though I rarely do it. But, aye, headless chickens sprinting to close down and getting done on the break giving Steve Pardew the chance to give the crowd excuse. The thing is we could've quite as easily got something from that game but you flip it and say we could've just as easily drew or got beat in some of our wins. The only very slight silver lining is I get over our defeats a bit quicker than before because I get annoyed at being annoyed. It's Mike Ashley's club, he's killing it, we're not built to strive, you've rapped your ticket because you won't give him your money, don't give him your time being pissed off by defeat. Easier said than done but it's getting easier than before. Fanks, Mike.

A Pardew/Carver style run could be on the cards, we've some tricky fixtures coming up and like you it wouldn't surprise me if the wheels come off a bit in the latter part of the season but I'm not that arsed as Jeff and the boys on Sky are happier with Steve than Rafa so I'm cush at the minute.

Ho-ho-ho! Merry Shitmas! 🎅 We've been no better or worse than other wins tbf but we didn't get any breaks today.

Shelvey 50p heed.

Need a Pickford fuck up, here mind.

Lost our composure chasing the ball and got done. Amateurs.

Headless chickens.

Get the fuck in. What a striker this Schar kid is.

Almiron needs to do better in that position.

This ref is pissing me off already.

Ashley's hired Lord Haw-Haw to do the commentary today.

FFS. Almiron's an unlucky cunt, mind.

Shit goal. Wasn't confident at all with these two games.

Fuck, I'm behind.

Let off. Commentator described this as a game between 'Two ambitious clubs'.

Could've had a pen if Almiron went down. Var would've had to give it?

I knew a lad who did chauffeuring a few years ago. He said it was absolutely emphasised to him to say fuck all to Mr John.

Tell me more, tell me more.....

I said to my new lass that I could sometimes be a bit vocal during sex, she giggled and said that was ok. Later on that night.....(through a megaphone)......"Ban animal testing! Ban animal testing!"

Never been in. Was it the @TheGingerQuiff who went in there or did I imagine it?

I think the only way they'd end up there is if they went into administration and got docked points. They'd have been losing money the minute they took over and that's with Short wiping off the debt. Even with cost cutting there'll be more going out than in hence the £10m 'injection' © t00nraider2 also known as a loan to help pay the bills. Hopefully they're fucked.

Our survey said.... https://youtu.be/7XMW6Z_Oq38

Was in town for this, a vocal, local lad decided it was a good idea to urge on his chosen club, Man U within sight of SJP in a bar. He was then persuaded that it wasn't the best idea by one of our lot, (the quiet one), who showed him the error of his ways whilst one of the kid's company admitted he was a 'fucking knob, like'. Typical NUFC not to shove it down the kid's throat. (No MLF's walked in the bar and intervened).

Bruce tossed this game off pure and simple for the Everton one which he'll be hoping to win. I'm not too sure he will. I predicted 'Nil pwa' for these two games based on watching this club for years over Christmas periods. Ho-ho-ho! Merry Shitmas!