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As for Sunderland, can't really lose as a 'Mag'. Lose and it's happy days, they win then going to be interesting listening to them add this to their club's trophy history. Do NUFC have the intertoto down in our history records? (I would fucking hope not!)

So they've had a typical Newcastle United ref's performance then? I feel their pain.

I haven't been watching it. Hope it's as bad as possible. Not watching the mackems either in case anyone's wondering?

Oh, Neil. Where did it all go wrong?

I hate Chelsea at the best of times but.... BLUE IS THE COLOUR! CHELSEA IS OUR NAME!

A lot of rolling over going on by teams playing the likes of Cardiff. I fucking hate Chelsea at the best of times.

When sky news is more reliable than the BBC we're fucked.

Just put the BBC on and they keep panning to a few hundred leavers and now are broadcasting a speech by the knacker who owns wetherspoons and constantly gets everything wrong. Wtf is wrong with the BBC these days?

Once classy, always classy. (I'm guessing this must've been around the time they thought he was 'one of their own').

Haven't read his chronicle article on the 'major reshuffle' but the twitter replies from the punters who've read and laughed at it plus the Knight sticking up for his story are pure Ryder-esque.

Fucking lattes, man.

I've watched them and it's been good but the lass playing the female anchor is scarily accurate with the expressions she pulls and the mannerisms she does. Also, fit as a lop which is nice. (Nice to see @ewerk taking a break from the day job to sing his little heart out for Partridge).

'Bad gateway' on the site whilst trying to sign it. Nice metaphor for brexit itself.

A tough road, mate. I hope things go as smoothly as they possibly can for your family.

Fucking unreal from May. The hypocrisy and back heeling is outrageous.

Hope all's well, mate.

I only saw the first show, tbf.

Big intros for the likes of Merson from 'arry, barely mentioned Rob Lee and Steve Howey is there as I've seen the odd clip of him running about but so far he's never featured and was the only player not introduced at the beginning of the show. I'd be thinking, 'the cheeky cunts' if it was me, like.

Unreal this.

Scored a very similar goal at the old wallsend sports centre astro turf pitch. (Still, not too shabby a goal by the lad).

And Mollie Sugden! Whatever happened to her, eh? And her pussy?

I feel you're holding back a bit, mate. Howay! Say what you really mean.

'Quick, get our last cow! Charlie's down to his last bag of magic beans! QUICK, MARRA!!"