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Watched a bit of the first episode which was a daft thing to do as I can only really think of the office as anything I've really liked from him. Can't get away with him at all, the fucking smug twat. It isn't about being offended, I just think he isn't that funny.

Well whoever was backing palace's penalty taker for an anytime goal was onto a pretty good/safe bet. We'll stay up and that's what's making me shrug my shoulders rather than getting worked up but this is fucking shite tbh. A draw or a narrow win when we're likely to stay up wouldn't have been as celebrated as it would've been a few weeks ago. Modern football brought to you by Mike Ashley, eh? Absolute shite.

Need a right back desperately. Yedlin is fucking shite. Fast as fuck, but shit for brains.

He's not having much luck is lejuene. Unfortunately if you want to be a good centre half at the toon you have to also be injury prone.

Just saw L7 in the Leazes there. Fuck me, palace fans don't like travelling do they? Seem a decent bunch but 3 o'clock on a Saturday and that's all they bother to bring up?

The plethora of ex-Liverpool pundits do my box in as well, tbf. I think it's the gobby Man City oasis types who had a massive chip on their shoulders about NUFC in the past plus a natural affinity with their fellow tramps Sunderland that swing it for me. Pep gets on my tits too. Either way I won't lose any sleep over it.

No.

Don't know many man city fans personally but come across a few through the years, same with Liverpool. Other than the glory hunters from everywhere and anywhere I'd edge towards the scousers. Not that I'm that arsed but seen gobby man city fans BEFORE they won the lottery so it's just down to personal experience I suppose.

It was a free kick to us, not given, leading up to their disallowed goal. Nothing said by Einstein on the mic.

We're a bit lucky but Palace aren't. 'Commentator logic'.

Who the fucks this commentator? Fucking daft cunt.

Rondwrong so far. Should've done better with a couple today.

Think Man City will will win it but if I was forced to pick between the two I'd probably edge towards Liverpool, personally. (That's Man City, btw. Anyone calling them just 'City' can fuck right off, tbh.)

Tbf, she thought she was just about to have a shite when an MLF baby popped out instead.

Correct decision for offside goal but very tight so natch it's spotted. Hayden harshly penalised for a good tackle, one of theirs does the same, free kick. Nowt major, but y'knaa, there's a pattern here.

He prefers the Whitely Bay version.

Probably would, and no doubt being fine gentleman of Caledonia, they'd also appreciate the competitively (for the toon) priced ales and possibly appreciate the vintage ales still surviving in there such as 'McEwan's best scotch'.

No idea on your first two questions, mate. There isn't any real designated fans bars as majority of bars in the town will have plenty of supporters in them. Tbh, you should know a good bar when you go in depending on what you prefer. Personally prefer old proper bars to anything too hipster but whatever your preference the town will have you covered.

Cardiff City and Crystal Palace are both playing tonight but don't actually exist according to the commentators I've heard, in fact Cardiff's full name has even been erased for good measure. Meanwhile Man City are 1-0 up in bored silence v the Welsh and last I looked Tottenham were 0-0 in their new stadium v the Eagles as the commentators have sprained wrists from vigorous wanking.

Well constructed argument from three mackems where one thought they were shit and out sung by Portsmouth fans and the other two don't.....

The big games coming thick and fast now.

Ahahahahahaha! Old Walker saying, 'Man who talk shite aboot Texaco cup, end up with face like smacked arse.'

Gerrin!!

Absolute scenes here in my local.....

An amazing two year run to qualify, get all the way to Wembley in the EFL trophy and they lose a penalty shoot out. That's Sunderland for you.