Howmanheyman

How the fuck they're 5th is mind boggling. We can't believe we have the points we have, if I was a Man U fan I'd be thinking the same.

Today's burning question from the Knight..... "Why does he pretend?!"

See, that's the thing, it has something to do with me. I'm Fishman. A superhero, making podcasts by night, making startlingly good Anglo-Spanish food suggestions by day. Named Fishman as an experiment to fuse the natural abilities of a fish to swim with a man went wrong in a laboratory explosion and you were left with a man who was a bit wet like a fish......Fishman!

The fuck did the Fish do?

Well if the Knight says we *ARE* looking to do a deal then damn your eyes, that's good enough for me!

This daft cunt......?

This modern phenomenon of 'away pubs' batters my head in tbh. Like Alex says, go in a bar, buy pints, crack on and don't be a cock. No problem. Seems to be towns and cities with intense paranoia that fuck about with a fans reasonable desire for a pint or several before the match.

Sorry, can you explain that again? I'm not sure I get your point?

Watched 1917 last night, as stories go don't expect any cliffhangers or twists or anything at the end but it's brilliantly shot and looks pretty realistic. I enjoyed it purely because of that. If you've seen Dunkirk and liked that then you'll like this as this is a comfortably better film and Dunkirk was ok. It's a WW1 version of Apocalypse Now* mixed with saving Private Ryan.

Sorry for the tardiness of my reply, I was at the pictures......

Worst Jamaican accent ever.

"Nuno Gomesh?"

Villa are down pure and simple alongside Norwich. They're so easy to play against, (apart from when we play them). Bournemouth have a chance of turning it around as bad as they've been. Watford always had a bit of quality if they put their minds to it. We could absolutely get drawn into it but I think we'll have enough to be ok although fuck knows what'll happen next season if we have more dodgy transfer deals similar to Joelinton? Plus Bruce in charge in a downturn doesn't fill me with confidence long-term. Good ol' Mike, putting the fun into football for us ungrateful Newcastle United fans.

That was an absolute quality goal. Gayle deserves a lot of credit as does Willems. The injury situation has to go down to Bruce and his coaching team. Benitez wouldn't have had an injury crisis like this, 100%.

If you know, you know.

They say 'Gandhara' was in India.

Says Dr Gloom as he unfolds the four page pull out picture special of young George and whatever the new one's called as all the family look on lovingly at Prince George with his adoring white parents, The Duck of Death and Kate.

Well you're on, I'm still there so everyone can cancel their suicide pact. Stevie's still on as well on a different account. Never ever seen any 'paki bashing' from him but he still can't resist a pop at Everton and Leeds. He's not too impressed with one two on here taking his name in vain, mind. (I told him to come back on but he's not having it. Is he banned?)

250 million in India? Loads of civil unrest in France but Union barons always ready to cripple Britian according to the Daily Shite.