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Our survey said.... https://youtu.be/7XMW6Z_Oq38

Was in town for this, a vocal, local lad decided it was a good idea to urge on his chosen club, Man U within sight of SJP in a bar. He was then persuaded that it wasn't the best idea by one of our lot, (the quiet one), who showed him the error of his ways whilst one of the kid's company admitted he was a 'fucking knob, like'. Typical NUFC not to shove it down the kid's throat. (No MLF's walked in the bar and intervened).

Bruce tossed this game off pure and simple for the Everton one which he'll be hoping to win. I'm not too sure he will. I predicted 'Nil pwa' for these two games based on watching this club for years over Christmas periods. Ho-ho-ho! Merry Shitmas!

Not looking too full of paying customers either. They're fucked.

Merry Christmass everybody!

Unleaded, saving the earth like a muthafucka.

Beat me to it!

Rubber bum pump?

Yes, my car does fill up with petrol.

Merry Crimbo! God bless us, everyone.

'Thinks'

Also remember Wincey Willis? Last I heard of her was a few years ago she was caught shoplifting in Asda, Longbenton. Plain clothes store detectives found a pair of unpaid sunglasses and tampons in her handbag. Willis claimed she was expecting some sunny periods.

"I'm Sunderland till I die, I remember going into the Carville on derby day and despite it being Mag territory was full of MLF's. Some of the MLF's weren't actually MLF's but Man City, Norwich City, Feyenoord, Everton and various assorted fans of clubs with special bonds with Sunderland. All wanted Sunderland to win. Then the bar was suddenly packed with Mags and I was the only MLF in the bar. I offered them all on but they shit their gravy stained Mag pants. I then laughed and went to the match deliberately bumping past Brian Johnson on my way out who said fuck all. FTM."

Poetic licence. Sniff.

"Hi, Bravado Dave here, I also remember the film 'Goal'. Bloody good film but can't quite help think the cinema experience would've been enhanced with some good old English tapas instead of the usual popcorn fare. Also as interesting a concept as it was of a Mexican immigrant coming from America to play for NUFC I just think he could've been a secret footballer/superhero as I think the genre is currently underrepresented at the minute. Anyhoo, I'm also in the podcast game so I'd love to give my twopenneth worth and give you a few tips. Just DM me, yeah? Cheers, The Fish."

Also, my first house with the missus was around the corner from the Carville so technically it was our 'local' for a couple of years. I didn't get a nosh in there but got plenty of action a few hundred yards away.

Rarely went in but you never know..... "Tits oot."

One of the bars they were in was the Carville in Wallsend, next to the Wallsend metro station, which is no longer there. (Was burnt down). That's my contribution.

https://youtu.be/aQqC6_6Wf0M

The fucking state of that club and they're clinging like a drowning man to anything NUFC/Rafa related? Look a bit closer to home, lads. Shit got very real a while ago and I'd be a bit more worried about having a club to support in a few years.

Meanwhile, in the 3rd division.....