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Cardiff 2-0 up at Man U. Norwegian Carver's at the wheel, etc, etc.

You've also missed Ashley, with a set of chebs on him, self flagellating as he walks around to the away fans, humbly apologising to them, chucking £20 notes at them and handing out a copies of a signed, legal document promising to fully back Rafa and take his shit signs off the stadium! Typical of us to miss it!

No stream so nailed on win. 2-0?

'Wa tuk Trafalga sqware ya Maggie bastad!'

“We’ve got a plan for being in League One next season, and another plan for being in the Championship,” said Methven. “The sums have all been done, and we know where we’re going to stand, both on and off the pitch. “None of us want to be in League One next season, but the truth is if that happens, it will not be a great challenge now we’ve got the club stabilised. It was a problem this season because of the issues we inherited, but they’re not there now."

Only person I've ever heard use 'wedding season' was the fish iirc?

He's a Chelsea fan BUT I BET HE SUPPORTS ISRAEL WHEN THEY PLAY ENGLAND AT CRICKET!!!* *I'm taking a guess there's not an Israeli cricket team?

Micky Hazard. Chris Waddle and Gazza being stolen, holsten pils, jammy cunts, Alan sugar, chas and Dave. Garth Crooks, their fans, Glenn hoddle, that shit song sung verrry slowwwly and I haven't even touched on the likes of dele fucking Ali. Fair play to them, like, coming back from three down but Ajax must be the Dutch Newcastle United reincarnated, the poor cunts.

"Don Stewey, I am honoured and grateful that you have invited me to the stadium...'s... seat fixing.....on the day of your stadium's seat fixing day. And I also hope your first grandchild be a masculine, MLF child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty. FTM."

I usually don't mind him as he's grown into a decent presenter but he definitely has his moments lately where you get the impression it's all for show or forced, the reaction to the Messi free kick with camel face for example which is recorded and put online. There's one or two other things as well. Generally speaking I think he does a good job.

More like two pipe cleaners with a knot in them. /Stevie

Fuck. That.

Watched half of Barry Lyndon on Fri. I'll have to watch the rest as I quite enjoyed it. Never fancied La La land so I guess I'll not be watching that anytime soon.

Had my honeymoon in Gran Canaria. We we really enjoyed it at the time but I'm not sure I'd fancy going back plus like a lot of places from Newcastle, the flight times are shit I believe.

'Superhero film/moving picture show you most recently watched' tbh.

Haven't had a holiday since 2016 as I've never got enough money for a decent hol and I don't like 'cheap' holidays as they're shit value. Probably get somewhere in 2020 or 2021.

I bought an adidas 1982 Northern Ireland shirt from them when they had an offer on. Was lush, a great fit everywhere but the sleeves which were tight as fuck and rode up my arm. Once had another snide adidas effort I also got cheap which had exactly the same fault. (West Germany 1986). Both sold on. That looks great too but you can tell the sleeves are shit just from that pic. Shame as they get everything else right.

It was a very sympathetic production but there's only so much sugar you can sprinkle on shit.

That's it, then. That's it for me. I thought it was canny funny them getting beat by Fleetwood and confirming their non automatic promotion but knowing the goals went in to the Captain Pugwash song is probably my highlight to their season so far, maybe even better than losing a penalty shootout at Wembley.

Someone once wrote 'Even Hitler feared the Toon Army' on my old workplace bogs. Someone also wrote 'Shakespeare came here to sit and think, I came here to shit and stink'. The latter was signed, 'The people's poet'. Not sure who wrote that one?

We can get results v Liverpool at home, I think we're unbeaten in four, but can't see us getting anything on Saturday especially if we're missing key players. No way will Rafa roll over but he'll do his best to frustrate them with whatever he's left to play with come Saturday. Not arsed at all who wins the league, both sides have been outstanding and deserve it but think a last minute winner against them in a 4-3 win would be splendid.

It's interesting that there's 'plenty out and about' who'll sort out any away fans as I was told there was a few lads over there for a piss up/stag do all with NUFC shirts on very recently and not a peep was said by anyone in fact a few locals looked a bit nervous by all accounts and the police apparently moved them on and out of the town by 9. Don't know any of them and it could be total bollocks but my mate who told me isn't prone to bullshitting and reckons he was with them for a couple of aways a few years ago. Dangermows and Riever must've been washing their hair.

You know who's fault it is don't you? Not Coventry fans, not Portsmouth fans, no, it's......

Kennedy one of the game changers here, like. Absolute waste of space considering his first season. Is he injured?

'Macca' and 'Fletch' comfortably the worst commentary combination. They're fucking devastated so far.