Howmanheyman

Fuck, I'm behind.

Let off. Commentator described this as a game between 'Two ambitious clubs'.

Could've had a pen if Almiron went down. Var would've had to give it?

I knew a lad who did chauffeuring a few years ago. He said it was absolutely emphasised to him to say fuck all to Mr John.

Tell me more, tell me more.....

I said to my new lass that I could sometimes be a bit vocal during sex, she giggled and said that was ok. Later on that night.....(through a megaphone)......"Ban animal testing! Ban animal testing!"

Never been in. Was it the @TheGingerQuiff who went in there or did I imagine it?

I think the only way they'd end up there is if they went into administration and got docked points. They'd have been losing money the minute they took over and that's with Short wiping off the debt. Even with cost cutting there'll be more going out than in hence the £10m 'injection' © t00nraider2 also known as a loan to help pay the bills. Hopefully they're fucked.

Our survey said.... https://youtu.be/7XMW6Z_Oq38

Was in town for this, a vocal, local lad decided it was a good idea to urge on his chosen club, Man U within sight of SJP in a bar. He was then persuaded that it wasn't the best idea by one of our lot, (the quiet one), who showed him the error of his ways whilst one of the kid's company admitted he was a 'fucking knob, like'. Typical NUFC not to shove it down the kid's throat. (No MLF's walked in the bar and intervened).

Bruce tossed this game off pure and simple for the Everton one which he'll be hoping to win. I'm not too sure he will. I predicted 'Nil pwa' for these two games based on watching this club for years over Christmas periods. Ho-ho-ho! Merry Shitmas!

Not looking too full of paying customers either. They're fucked.

Merry Christmass everybody!

Unleaded, saving the earth like a muthafucka.

Beat me to it!

Rubber bum pump?

Yes, my car does fill up with petrol.

Merry Crimbo! God bless us, everyone.

'Thinks'

Also remember Wincey Willis? Last I heard of her was a few years ago she was caught shoplifting in Asda, Longbenton. Plain clothes store detectives found a pair of unpaid sunglasses and tampons in her handbag. Willis claimed she was expecting some sunny periods.

"I'm Sunderland till I die, I remember going into the Carville on derby day and despite it being Mag territory was full of MLF's. Some of the MLF's weren't actually MLF's but Man City, Norwich City, Feyenoord, Everton and various assorted fans of clubs with special bonds with Sunderland. All wanted Sunderland to win. Then the bar was suddenly packed with Mags and I was the only MLF in the bar. I offered them all on but they shit their gravy stained Mag pants. I then laughed and went to the match deliberately bumping past Brian Johnson on my way out who said fuck all. FTM."

Poetic licence. Sniff.