Howmanheyman

I was waiting for the first one to put something like that. It was always going to be between you and @Monkeys Fist.

......Err......

I'm sure they can bond with Southampton over this, no problem, nothing to see here..... .....oops!

Time for HR to do a headcount in Wykikie's place. Make sure everyone's safe and accounted for. Maybe give the local plod a ring too just for a heads up?

Norwich would be a ball ache, fuck overnighters now. Also pretty sure it would be a sell out early doors so I've little chance of ever going there. I twice did Ipswich a few years ago and enjoyed that, especially talking to two generations both called 'piggy'. Father 'Piggy' was an old POW in the far east.

Any 15 year old tips/hints?

Be there or don't be square.

A4 or A5 size?

Bairn's new passport just came back. Not blue!!!!! Did billions of pounds go to waste for nothing? No 'European Union' on it so it'll have to do for now, Beryl!!! Roses are English We're now on a roll Blue passports next We're taking back control. Wibble.

Anyone been to Roma?

Good luck to the fucker, if people are stupid enough to fund that then it might as well go to a piss taker.

My away days are virtually extinct now but I concur with that assessment and take your word about Norwich as I've never been*. *Technically haven't been to Derby either as it was the baseball ground when I was last there. Cracking ground for association football games.

I turned it off at 1-0 (2-0). Think sky, like Alan Parry with us, has PERSONALLY asked Leeds to stay in the championship as the relegated teams don't float their boat and they can keep commentating on their games. Sky championship football coverage will be lost if they left the league.

They probably had a special bond with Celtic until last years pre-season game with them. Their special bond switched to Tommy Robinson. Be funny if they invited Rangers down and then it kicked off with them as well.

Beyond parody......

Was happy hour. All pizzas* £4.50 *Except for seafood pizzas, add £1.(Perez ordered one and his card's now marked, there's always one who abuses a kind gesture).

It ceased being agonising after forty years and became normal.

Once you go fat, you always think fuck that.

looks like it wasn't only weddings, Heineken rugby tournaments, WWE wrestling and late scheduling to blame for their shit crowd for their biggest game of the season*, a big reason for the low crowd was the 22,000 tickets Portsmouth must've sent back from the massive allocation I can only assume they were allocated according to 'Gipetto' on RTG...... *Not including beating our development squad, naturally.

Any fucka can score goals in the premier league though, see if he can do it on a warm night in Fleetwood?

3-0!

Cardiff 2-0 up at Man U. Norwegian Carver's at the wheel, etc, etc.

You've also missed Ashley, with a set of chebs on him, self flagellating as he walks around to the away fans, humbly apologising to them, chucking £20 notes at them and handing out a copies of a signed, legal document promising to fully back Rafa and take his shit signs off the stadium! Typical of us to miss it!