Howmanheyman

The rocky road patter, man. Parody tries it's best but you can't beat the real McCoy.

We noticed.

Italiano'd YP

We survived two wars, I'm sure we can survive the 'Bog Roll Blitz', Tom.

Alreet, Chas and Dave.

Reminds me of when Gillingham relegated them to the 3rd division.

Ten men, just the game for Shelvey. Not really. Honestly, we were a fuck up from getting a draw. New contracts for Shelvey and Ritchie was very questionable considering it's wages unavailable to a new, improvement on the two lads. I'm pleased about the three points, I promise but that should've been put to bed a long time before their young'un shit himself. We're crying out for a striker, I'd have put money on Gayle scoring at least one chance out of three, (well, more money on big Joe). Anyway, we go again. Think this is the first match thread I've started and we've won. It's our year!!!!

I'm not pinching that one.

Consider that pinched.

It's not as if we get loads as well. Didn't fancy him at all. Should be walking this, couldn't finish their fucking breakfasts.

It's Liverpool football club as well, not just Liverpool.

Don't fancy us but if we win I'll post the highlights on here for momentacy as a memory.

Big 'Man from UNCLE' fan, eh?

Was doing some cooking a few years ago and without thinking rubbed my eyes after I'd just chopped up some herbs. I've been parsley sighted ever since.

Also, as someone on twatter, I've got to say it's a little depressing seeing some of the absolute horse shit that comes from labour voters crucifying each other and different candidates. Who needs conservative propaganda?

I've a vote but have yet to use it. Not overly enamoured with any of them but would obviously back them in a GE. RLB I reckon has zero chance with the general public, Nandy a bit more but will probably go for Starmer. Failing that I'll just wait for CT's advice.

Woooaaahhh, mysterious fan, don't wanna get close to you, Woooaaahhh, mysterious fan, Don't move your body next to mine...... doesn't quite have the same ring to it for his legions of fans I'd have thought?

Any friends or relatives of his who are elderly or have pre-existing conditions might be looking at him a bit differently today, mind.

It was flawed but had redeeming features.

Oooh, 'fucking dancing', that sounds both brilliant and difficult. What time's it on?

Chris Waddle.....

Ernst Rohm, leader of the Nazi's SA....

Needs a little Hitler tache on it as I believe he's a bit of a brexiteer is wor Judas and that haircut screams Waffen SS.